the field zones are linear algebra and i'll be modifying these matricies to form a linear outcome by translating them across time with calculus by launching a 78.4mm ball with a large primarily fiber laiden lathed tree stump to send it airborne into the stands of an adoring audience *
*the preceding statement can be replaced with the phrase "i hit the ball to win"
Neerie McCloud arrives at the core! Former Elsewhere resident, occasional player for the Atlantis Georgias, and the latest player for the mechs.
Meanwhile Kelvin Drumsolo, former Star Player for the Mechanics heads to Boston! Don’t take too much revenge on Jessica Telephone, Kelvin, and excited to see you grow!
Chorby Short: 0/10. chorby short, chorby spring, chorby can fall from anything
Scoobert Toast: 2/10. a giant satellite crashed somewhere in the core is no laughing matter and if you - wait is my genuine emotion cringe?
Sheri Friday: 3/10. creating a functioning parachute out of sugar and pastry is deeply impressive, but also being good at things? kinda cringe.
Jaxon Buckley: 4/10. hit their head and got a concussion, which is cringe but also concerning, would have been a bit higher but jaxon is too genuine to be cringe
Chibodee Alighieri: 7/10. landed in core WV and walked down. cringe due to lack of effort shown. next time fall from a great height like a real mech.
Tevin Melcon: 8/10. just sort of landed, but due to inbuilt cringe of angsty teen, automatically bumped up by several points.
Djuna Scoresburg: 19/10. landed with great aplomb and plenty of grace, but no one was around to see it which is inherently deeply cringe