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coquettejohnny · 9 hours

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ok johnny what rhe buttcrack

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coquettejohnny · 9 hours

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— DATING DALLAS ; HEADCANONS 💕

he leaves you

if you have a child, he doesn’t play child support

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coquettejohnny · 21 hours

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tldr: @buddyaldridge is a 30 year old weirdo proshipper who talks shit about ppl behind their backs, block em and report if you can/want to

just wanna let everyone know theres a omegaverse mpreg dallyboy writer whos been an all around WEIRDOOOOO cause their brain is LITERALLY porn rotted and they cannot fathom ppl actually having fun at all, their @ is @buddyaldridge aka @pelopsides previously known as @madelynprior

in 2020-2022 the outsiders tumblr they used to be @madelynprior and theyre a hardcore dallyboy stan which is already fucking weird, but on top of that, they would make teen pregnancy omegaverse smut fics which??? and im not gonna give you the ss, nigga im givin yall the LINKKK to see it with your own eyes so you know im not crazy

how ik its them is bc on their acc RIGHT before they switched to their buddyaldridge acc, and before that acc was named “pelopides”, they used to go by “madeleinepryor”, how ik its the same person is bc on a good chunk of their post, theyd tag it as “#madeleinepryor dispatches” on top of that, they just straight up linked their ao3 acc😭😭

heres what the link goes to, they linked their ao3 acc, they just changed their username on ao3 as well from madeleinepryor to greasers

now me calling them a proshipper isnt me talking out of my ass, they say it themselves like ughhhhjjj

as for them talking about other ppl, i wont share ALL the screenshots bc idk if the ppl theyre talking bad about would rlly feel comfortable w those being posted, if they know, they can feel free to post it on their own accord, so like i said, wont share, but i HAVE seen some and i can conform that they have done it, its ABSOLUTELY NOT above them

for now ill post the ss i CAN post rn which just proves my point

now ignoring that theyre talking smack, theyre just so odd and obviously didnt rlly think this through bc 1967 is ALREADY IMPLIED in the 60s, youre just incapable of reading things that arent about teen boys getting it on w each other PLEASE get a grip on reality😭😭

theyve talked about 14 year olds and their post on their acc just to shit on them, once again, GROWN ASS PERSON TWEAKIN OVER THE IDEAS OF A 14 YEAR OLD🗣️🗣️

NOW maybe your asking “how do you know the discord user and the tumblr user are the same person” AND I WILL ADMIT, while i DO have strong feelings they are the same person, its not 100% proven, HOWEVER buddyaldridge DOES go by buddy and that discord users name is buddy, so while its not concrete, the link IS there, once again, feel free to come to whatever conclusion you wanna come to about that

but what ISNT disputable is the fact that theyre a proshitter

additionally just this??? reblog from them????

on its own, not MUCH, bit considering the fics they make this is SO weird like??????

and finally, ive heard that theyve specifically came for me about my haitian shepards and maybe even my heritage, saying that they hated race hcs??????like using me as an example, they ss my acc and talked shit, someone contacted me about it and they dont have ss of it specifically, but they can vouch for it, and im not just gonna dismiss that, bc while they dont have ss, they do have ss and proof of everything else, so i do believe them, and theyve said if they find it they would show them to me, do what you wanna with this info

ANYWAYS buddy, your brain is unironically pornrotted, ur being a lil baby who cant do anything but cry and moan online on discord of all places and ur doing all this as a 30+ year old, and its CRAZIER bc youre doing all this while having “minors dni” in your pinned post, while also writing about minors, in a fandom MOSTLY OF MIDDLE SCHOOLERS!!!! (aka minors!!! ik age is hard for you to grasp) on top of that, literally ANY and ALL race hcs is way more believable and enjoyable than any “ideas” you’ve been cooking up in that odd demented, shriveled up pea brain of urs

anyways yea, that all i have to say, and im speaking for myself here, but i mean this with every fiber of my being, i dont know how you function in life but i DO NOT want you to go any farther, and i think others would/DO feel the same, ive seen what makes you cheer and i am PROUUUDDD to make you BOOOOO, you shouldnt be near minors at all, fictional or non fictional, you should BARELY be near other adults

plus if you go onto their acc rn, notice how when anon called them out, buddy aint even say they were wrong?? JUST SAYIN🗣️🗣️

im tagging everything i can tag bc i DO NOTTTT want mfs interacting w their blog, and want as many ppl as possible to be aware, dont say anything to them, dont give them attention bc obviously they’ll think this is funny and post it on their shitty discord server or whatever and giggle like they arent a grown ass nigga w bills to pay, trying so hard to cling onto their high school days, making fics about a canon middle schooler getting banged and pregnant, pls block and report do whatever u wanna do, just plssss dont let this proshitter on this damn sight near kidssss😭😭

dont take this as me WANTING drama, i dont, i just dont want ppl coming in this fandom thinking posting this shit and doing this is ok, youre bullying ppl for doing harmless things meanwhile your just making straight porn about a weird ship left n right, thinking YOUUUUU of all ppl have the place to talk about anyone or anything like your opinion on anything is valid😭😭

you NEED stones thrown at you

if anyone has anymore ss send em to mmeeeeee, but in the mean time ill be doin my own thing wooooo‼️‼️🔥🔥

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coquettejohnny · 2 days

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Sorry I do that thing where I consecutively reblog posts from the S.E. Hinton confessions account, it will happen again

#its like reading the news but if it was fun #so many opinions!! and ideas!! and people in general!! all united under our obsession for a book #<- prev #SOOO REALLL #AND THE THING ABOUT THE NEWS LMFAOOAO

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coquettejohnny · 2 days

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JOHNNY CADEE!! (I saw a picture of someone holding the paper BUT I DONT HAVE IT ☹️)

#GENUEINELY CANT DO THIS I LOVE THIS SO KUCH #this is all i'm gonna think about for the next couple of days #johnny cade holding what a babe sign 😭😭#this is fucking great i need to give you the biggest smooch on the cheek for making this ily #forever in uour debt #i need to see this in the louvre

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coquettejohnny · 2 days

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OUTSIDERS OC, HIS NAME IS LEON HARDLY!! I love him, he’s so wild and crazy :3

#ACTUALLY SO MAD AT HOW LITTLE NOTES THERE ARE #THIS DESERVES SO MUCH MORE #THE ARTSTYLE....#I WANNA DRAW LIKE YOU SO BAD #AAAHWHEJF I LOVE EVERYTHINT #he looks so silly i'd love to hear more abt him i love ocs

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coquettejohnny · 2 days

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JOHNNY CADEE!! (I saw a picture of someone holding the paper BUT I DONT HAVE IT ☹️)

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coquettejohnny · 2 days

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JOHNNY CADEE!! (I saw a picture of someone holding the paper BUT I DONT HAVE IT ☹️)

#i need the world to see this this is so fucking funny to me i actually can't breathe #i need this like. hung up in a mueseum #museum

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coquettejohnny · 2 days

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IS THIS THE REFERNCE????? IM FUCKING CRUIRJRJKRGG H 😭😭

JOHNNY WHY ARE U TONY PERRY......

JOHNNY CADEE!! (I saw a picture of someone holding the paper BUT I DONT HAVE IT ☹️)

#YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNT THIS IS TO ME HELEPRPF #IM FUCK ING SCFEAMING #HELPEPRPFPFPG ME #AUDIBLY GIGGLED SO HARD #WHAT A BABE😭😭#HE LOOKS SO FUVKING DUMB LOOK AT HIM #IS THAT DALLY IN THE CORNER???? LMFAAOAO #8m so sorh for goong insane #it's not everyday i see outsiders and (what i assume to be) ptv together #THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HELP #ok insanity aside #THE ARTSTLE IS SSOOOSOSO CUTE I LOVE ITTT #I LOVE THE WAY YOU DRAW HANDS AND EXPRESSIONS AAHAJWJD #ALSO HIS HAIR #need to eat it so bad #johnny cade new ptv member #mikes replacement

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coquettejohnny · 2 days

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its offical johnny cades punjabi name is jaskaran solely because of this video

the gang will randomly call him this during fights/rumbles just for the fun of it

dallas is the one recording and screaming fuck em up btw

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coquettejohnny · 2 days

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hey. i did it

my pfp looks so out of place when u look at my profile bro it's all pink and cutesy and whatever and then. johnny is just there. and it's that photo 😭

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coquettejohnny · 2 days

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dating darry headcanons (f!reader)

he leaves you for a man

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coquettejohnny · 2 days

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