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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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my flightless salamence has become quite accustomed to scuttling the fuck around. especially in parking lots. she reminds me of a wobbly golf cart with the bow of a sailing ship
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hearing your mutuals voices for the first time is wild some of them are literally british
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I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.
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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name
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You’re meeting the friend of a friend for the first time, who’s apparently an empath. When they shake your hand, they immediately rip their hand away from you.
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so i saw this tweet earlier
you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.
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