instead of calling it the spa or Turkish Bath, she refers to Jake going to The Shvitz. (ep: Old School)
Jake wishes her Happy Chanukkah (in the episode Christmas)
instead of getting holt one present, she had six small presents which is just one short of the full seven (see above)
went to magnet school (it was probably day school)
family events center around thanksgiving and never christmas & is in general way more obsessed with thanksgiving dinner than christmas or other holidays
is cuban, and there’s definitely a cuban jewish population (one of the local cantors where i am is cuban!)
reasons why amy santiago wasn’t already jewish but converted to judaism:
she saw a complete collection of the talmud and fell in love with the cross-indexing
that one time she was like “i LOVE complex and obscure rules” when getting paperwork approved for holt
wants a rabbi in her life (both holt and a real rabbi)
loves books a whole lot so probably read the recommended reading list in a week
shavuot is an all night study session and that is the best kind of holiday amy santiago has ever heard of she would convert based on that alone
why dont you put your money where your mouth is and try to immigrate to the united states then, bc i guarantee you you wont even get as far as having a real human being realize you already live there before u give up
NYC!!! ICE IS OUT RIGHT NOW!
IF YOU KNOW ANY OTHER CHECK POINTS PLS REBLOG WITH THE INFO
Calling all men predator and saying how you hate them all doesn’t make you a piece of shit. In today’s world of internet hyperbole only people who feel personally attacked by these words will be offended. While normal people understand that this is a not an attack on them and understand the actual message. Much like if one was lounging by a pool and a lifeguard yelled “stop running” you would have at least two brain cells to rub together to realise it’s not aimed at you. Please enjoy your day x
thank you!! someone with some common sense finally!