"They sell petcocks"
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"TAP MY TADER TORTS DADDY"
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lady dimmadome
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"I'm not gonna go around sucking on their cups"
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that's motivation for the people behind me because they smell bacon
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i hate dabi so much i mean imagine getting railed by filet mignon
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“You mean to tell me a twink is going to end the world?”
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Are we the next Jimmy Neutron
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"Your head looks like a croissant- volleyball"
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if good pussy tastes like that im gay now
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the only pussy he gets is monster energy
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I'm trying to be Bowser and you're ruining it
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"would you stop anxious fighting. you've triggered my flight AND fight responses try me bitch"
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THERES THE ASSHOLES
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Friend: yeah dude the Romans fucked everything up
Me: I did what??
*silence*
Me: ...I forgot the Romans were a group of people
@myxchemicalxroman sent me this
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"Please don't okay boomer me, because I get confused"
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'The emo force is strong with those three'
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