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people saying shit like "oh confidence is hot as long as it doesn't tip into like, smugness or arrogance" is bizarre what is hotter than a smug woman. what on earth is hotter than a smug fucking grin as viewed from the perspective of the kneeling. you would ask the sun to stay humble just to dodge a minor burn you fucking rube
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my relationship with dragon age as a series is so twisted it’s like my ex-husband i divorced in the messiest way possible but i still have feelings for him nobody knows me like he does and we have occasional passionate love affairs still but also i daydream about killing him in his sleep quite often
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lightweight
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editing your own writing is like woah you really like commas........ maybe ease up on those commas there, pal........ maybe Fewer commas would be nice
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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen
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I’ll be honest it is actually really fuckin funny that tumblr just refused to do any pride branding
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if you dont like fat tummies you're weak
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I love insults like landlubber and cityslicker, look at this idiot not used to areas and situations
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always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada
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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga
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