touching

Sorry for not having a Year of the Dragon MDZS artwork; Unfortunately, I can only picture Dragon LWJ in this particular flavour.

weighted blankies are not enough i need someone to hit me with a shovel.

The cheese box

Another one. God Hobie is cool as fuck

Close your eyes and you can see the future before me

Nobody else decides the words you see in your heart

So my favorite Doe thought I’ve had is that his darling can just scream his name or some term of endearment at the top of their lungs and exactly five seconds later Doe will appear out of a random spot in the room they’re in. Spaces range from closets to air vents, to drains, to even just materializing from the ceiling.

He will always announce his presence. Always.

A DND movie comic about grief and love

Let them hold hands!!!

If I was like 10 cm taller I'd really go for the Tall Sleek Queercoded 90s Disney Villain Look. The whole tall and imposing Looming Over People thing, really neat and classy clothes but with a vaguely insidious vibe to them, like long flowing coats that feel like they should leave behind tendrils of smoke. Long bony hands with multiple rings each, maybe long nails painted black like the talons of a crow if I'm feeling especially bold, menacing and gay.

But it's really fucking hard to pull that off when you're like 12 cm shorter than the national male average.

CANON STAT BLOCKS FOR THE PARTY

Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance

So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them

idk im really tired of 15-17 year olds who have never interacted with the gay community irl and spend too much time on tiktok trying to act like the authority on all that is lgbt+ 

OLD WOMAN YURI MOMENT!!

Oh yes I watched the movie 😎

Absolutely obsessed with how Puss wears mascara