Google how to cope when your NoTP is canon

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

they diagnosed me with i love you and it’s incurable

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

Please note Sunne told me I was overthinking that question and then immediately went no wait Perse would overthink it too

Which as you can see

Is very much true

persep: if you could have dinner with up to any 4 individuals, living or dead, who would they be?

“Hmmmm”

>Her whole face scrunches up slightly as she seriously considers this question

“Would it be too much of a cop out to just say Krygen, Kat, Nyx and Crimew? Probably since I can and do have dinner with all four of them regularly”

>She seems to start softly chewing on her tongue as she thinks

“Maybe…. Hm, this is hard, I’m not really one to like- know who people are, or care about them really. Well no matter what I would want Archie there with me, he’s my best friend really and could get me out of there if someone reacted badly to me being, y’know, mutant several time over. On that note I guess I would love to get to meet that one singer… Songbird? She’s openly mutant! And that’s really inspiring to me, I hate having to hide at all… Beyond that, hmm.”

“I’m sorry, as I said, I’m not very good at knowing like- who people are and what they do y’know? Am I allowed to like- ask for suggestions or something? I would love to make use of such a fun opportunity but I just don’t know who to invite!”

I would like to have a brain that is nicer to me

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

Hey Mattie boy what’s with the horns? Did you break them or something?

>He stares at you in confusion for a moment, then it seems to click and he reaches up to trace the divot on the edge of one of them

“No… they would grow back. They are… probably just some genetic quirk. Always been like this…”

Little sketch of Matteo

being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

If Redivi loves his chimdren so much 🤨 why he dump all those clowns on erkev ??? Bad parent

DRAG HIS FUCKING ASS

matteo are you like. ok?

>He shakes his head, but gives a strained and tired smile

“I’m… alive”

>Unfortunately, his tone almost seems to say

matteo whats one thing you would sacrifice if it meant you could be changed for the better, forever?

“Anything”

>There is no hesitation in him saying that, he looks at you so tired, so desperate