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contagious-watermelon · 11 minutes
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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively
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Miranda is the original fujoshi tbh
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newton just created a 4th law
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this was several weeks ago now but it just re-entered my brain and I'm angry about it so
i came across this post that was something about astrology and people were going crazy arguing in the comments about it, and there was this one thread where somebody was talking about how the planets might have a gravitational effect on you depending on where they were and how close they were to you at the time of your birth
which to start with is already stupid. first off, obviously the effect of gravity is negligible when something is that far away. i did the math and the force is somewhere around the order of 10^-7 N, even for venus or mars at their closest orbit. so, in layman's terms, Not Relevant
but then i got further down the thread and there was this one person (who went completely uncontested, btw) who said, and i quote, "a person standing 1 meter away has a stronger gravitational pull on you than the moon, let alone mercury"... as a way to combat the people saying that the gravitational force from the planets and the stars (potentially) validated astrology. and I'm sorry but. what????
it's been a while since i did the math (and i don't really feel like pulling my calculator out right now) but I'm pretty sure the force of gravity from the moon is about 8,000 times stronger than that of another person standing a meter away from you (given a 60kg person. not that it really matters)
anyway i think my point is that we should ban people from trying to regurgitate half-remembered and even less understood scientific facts in order to prove a point that it wouldn't even really prove in the first place
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it sucks a lot of emotional responses to distress are also emotional responses people associate with being dishonest. "ummm if you weren't lying why did you get so defensive" BECAUSE YOU ACCUSED ME OF LYING WHEN I DIDN'T..?
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it’s genuinely hilarious in an awful way that on the bridge that leads to galveston island texas is a sign that reads “welcome to galveston, the birthplace of juneteenth” as if that’s anything to be proud of……….💀
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contagious-watermelon · 10 hours
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sorry every age gap is problematic now. yeah the only ethical relationship left is twincest it's the only way to avoid a power dynamic
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contagious-watermelon · 14 hours
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One of my biggest fears is being forgotten when your friends get romantic partners.
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contagious-watermelon · 14 hours
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What do you mean tumblr filters stuff if it’s inside a word
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This is like when Cofagrigus was banned from the GTS
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contagious-watermelon · 15 hours
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given how highly gendered dating and romance is, it’s not surprising that aromantic people don’t have as easy of a time fitting in with their gender or having one/knowing what it is at all. idk food for thought
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contagious-watermelon · 15 hours
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do you ever read a take so bad you can't even be mad about it you're just like... ohhhhhh they must be stupid </3 so sad for them
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contagious-watermelon · 16 hours
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who up irreversibly mutilating their body with cross sex hormones
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contagious-watermelon · 17 hours
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Due to the inherent bond of sisterhood between all women, lesbian is incest play.
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contagious-watermelon · 19 hours
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I disrespect the grind tbh
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contagious-watermelon · 21 hours
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contagious-watermelon · 22 hours
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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.
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