ter que falar espanhol tá me MATANDO. agora toda hora eu digo "mais grande" em vez de "maior" e "acá" em vez de "aqui". me sentindo um bebêzinho total

"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

Men will literally study Paracelsus, translate 1600s alchemical texts and distill potions for melancholy before going to therapy

god my landlord's dog just threw herself from the second floor patio (again. she has apparently done this before) while me and my housemate were chatting there. she wasn't even hurt. she made us chase her for SEVERAL BLOCKS

we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

”Well how are YOU going to vote?!” I’m not a US citizen 🤍 hope this helps 🤍

my shitty racist housemate left so her bed is mine now. rejoice.!

fue linda la marcha hoy me re emocioné (casi lloré) pero la mierda de mi 4g no funcionó para nada así que no pude encontrar la gente de mi taller ni mi amigo tampoco y estuve ahí caminando medio random por uno y otro lado por 2-3 horas..... pero aún así fue lindo

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milei va a lograr que en 2026 el argentino promedio sea maoista

lord hearing yanis varoufakis talk about milei as someone who knows people Backstage is somehow even more depressing. like oh he's even worse than that huh

literalmente yuri dale

couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work