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Hi 👋
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Escape attempts
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The baby has hopped off into the forest.
He was angry and wanted to fight. Kept moving to the side I was holding the container from. Trying to jump me (lol)
He better not come back. They literally sell your species in the pet store, dude. Good for beginners they say. You will only be politely asked to leave once more, third time I’m getting a tank
I’m about to rescue a very small frog.
There might be pics
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UPDATE:
He was NOT as close to death as I was fearing and therefore did NOT appreciate being “rescued” so much as his pov was it being an eviction.
Granted, he doesn’t realize his residence was essentially a solar oven just waiting for a sunny day to cook him.
Hes also much bigger than I thought so probably could have eaten the smaller mealworms I skipped over in favor of micropellets but I’ve changed my plans (capture tonight, provide food and water, release tomorrow night) to a new approach based on how much more healthy and fighting he is (capture now, provide water, release in 30 mins)
He’s in custody now, and after a couple minutes in the water he’s now testing the walls and lid like the raptors from Jurassic Park.
Woods release for this ungrateful lil criminal impending in 25mins
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I’m about to rescue a very small frog.
There might be pics
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Can we get it on froggy style?
If you feelin’ froggy then jump
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Good luck! 🐸
It’s a green tree frog so that emoji is exactly correct
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I’m about to rescue a very small frog.
There might be pics
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i have missed your posts. i get real life very well so i understand, but it's still really nice to see you post. 🖤
Yeah I drop off a lot.
Can’t reach the keyboard if you can’t get off the floor.
But that will kill you. You have to keep getting up and moving forward. It’s not a choice.
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are you clean? like do you get tested regularly?
Yes and yes
Health is not something to be flippant about
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consensualpredator3rd · 2 months
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How would you propose to your victim, I mean - girlfriend?
24 karat knife
I get down on one knee (that she’s pinned under)
Then I pop the question
“You wanna die tonight, or you wanna do what I say?”
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consensualpredator3rd · 2 months
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My hands fit your neck like my cock doesn’t fit your ass
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consensualpredator3rd · 2 months
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What’s your ideal summer date with prey wholesome predator edition the glasses want to go on a date
It’s 6am. We put on our matching track suits and go for a brisk 4K before settling in to the public libraries lawn to catch the sprinklers going off.
A quick trip to bed bath and beyond to peruse their towel section for drying power and twirl. I buy you the finest silicone dipped whisk they offer. You didn’t have to ask, I’m just that kind of guy.
From there it’s to the adjacent movie theater, two tickets to their least sold screening. I pay for the entirety of my own ticket and go halfsies with you on yours. Hopefully it’s only us, but I challenge any other patrons to duals in order from smallest to largest, to build anticipation. Once alone we have a deeply intimate conversation standing on the back row seats so we can use shadow puppetry in front of the projector and express any feelings our words cannot convey.
We head to a local eatery for a pasta brunch. You’re impressed and erotically intrigued that I’ve brought our own sustainable wine straws. I order 4 extra servings of meatballs and use my nose to roll them over to you. You know right then that we will marry.
Our rental convertible is dropped off outside from the guy I hired on fivrr and I produce a light 45lbs draw longbow so you can attempt to take out traffic lights in motion. Your skills here are critical to determining the size of my dowery.
Then it is time for the hit air balloon. We do not get in but instead stand outside and belittle the operator for his passions. Distracted by a thrown piece of cheese, we steal the balloon and take a quick break from the date so I can make note of strategic government building, which I was hired to do on the Chinese version of fiverr. You can busy yourself by dropping your old tax documents over the side if you want.
We land in the forest and challenge each other to a leaf identification contest. The loser has to take the blame for being late to the party we are invited to. When we get there everyone is upset and we leave to go spray paint ducks. We restrict ourselves to beige pastels. It’s very difficult bc the rattle cans scare wildlife.
Then we fuck
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consensualpredator3rd · 2 months
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How have you been, and do you know youre the most beloved predator?
I didn’t.
Did you know I can see the future in your eyes?
It’s us
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consensualpredator3rd · 2 months
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i am sad that i don't have your cock in my ass for valentines day. 😭
Let me wipe away those tears
And use them for lube
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consensualpredator3rd · 2 months
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Happy Valentine's Day Sir!! What's your favorite flower to give that isn't roses?
The small boutique from the grocery store, on any day that isn’t special.
It’s little things like that, to remind her you’re thinking about her, that make an impression.
Just stopping to get a few things for dinner, and showing that you care, that she’s important to you.
Little things, good and bad, add up to lift a relationship or sink it.
It’s the little things in life that show she’s the biggest thing in your life.
Don’t just maintain your relationship.
If you love her, love her.
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consensualpredator3rd · 2 months
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What’s your favorite thing about today?
Talking to you 🖤
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consensualpredator3rd · 2 months
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What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for a girl?
Hard to pick, because I’m very sweet. Cute AF. Adorable.
I’m like a romantic comedy up in here.
The cuteness of my antics cannot even be comprehended.
Now, we’re working with the limitations of what I can remember, and what I can tell you. My sweet thoughtfulness is very personalized so giving details of my best past gestures of love would be a lil doxy. I’ll have to go with something less impressive but still cute.
One summer my girl at the time casually mentioned wanting a game system that was about two generations behind. So I set to work.
All throughout fall I sniped eBay auctions, scraped independent game stores, gamestops, craigslist, even research through many gaming websites to find what was agreed to be the best games for the system.
By Christmas I had it. The system, the maximum amount of controllers, accessories, EVERY game released on the platform from the franchise she wanted to play, and another 10 considered to be the best released.
That was pretty cute.
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