you don't understand how insane i am about gorgug in the nightmare forest. he's claustrophobic. he's spent his whole life in a house too small for him. the tunnel is full of bugs. everything and everyone is small and fragile and breakable. he's felt like an idiot his whole life. the only way to beat the puzzle is to give up and admit he isn't smart enough. he loves his friends so much he could send them hope from miles away. sickening.

“Liar, frumpy, wrong” 🤝 ”Regular freak”

Kristen and Gorgug ripping Bobby Dawn to shreds

hey siobhan? what if i cried?? right in front of you???

This part of Gorgug's wiki tells such a story

"so we have lost fleek, and there is no heir" is so perfectly elven.

Fabian hit me!

the mordred manor sisters ribbing each other playfully, doing catty annoying sibling shit and laughing about it together makes me fucking CRY. like all four of these girls, in their own ways, have struggled with feeling rejected by their blood family, the fact that they get to have that experience with the family they built is just. everything. please excuse me I need a minute

You’ve really gotta hand it to Brennan because Bobby Dawn had what, 3 lines between the end of this ep and the preview?

And EVERYONE wants this motherfucker dead already.

You know you’ve mastered the Southern Evangelist voice when just a single sentence makes me feel like nails are dragging down the chalkboard of my soul.

finale prediction:

cassandra is back. she looks up at her beloved cleric with tears in her eyes and the first thing she says is

"hey girlie"

how could you ignore your roëmænce partnær, riz gukgak?

"joining extracurriculars? putting in a few orders?" Riz SWUNG.

"Devil's Honey...what are you trying to forget Kipperlilly?" GAGGED.

and then everyone squared up to the point of needing intervention from Buddy Dawn, and THEN Kristen hits us with the fucking "he's ALMOST right" ?!

they were eating those bitches up I fear

Creepy little freak

"You hissing?"

"maybe helio wouldn't have let that happen" they say to their daughter who died while being Helios chosen one her first day of highschool and was brought back by her principal

RIZ ON THE OWLBEARS REAL (NOT CLICKBAIT !!!1!!)

mini bad kids ! I'm making this into a sticker to hand out to folks at D20 live in Glasgow !!

Wizard and her paramour