if you press play on ted lasso season 1 episode 1 "pilot" at exactly 11:45:32pm on new year's eve, trent crimm will say "is this a fucking joke?" at exactly midnight. start the new year off right.
If you're looking for a sign to be sluttier this is it.
Text them, sext them, post that nude. Buy the outfit that shows off too much, wear it. Even if you feel self conscious at first you'll love being a slutty sex object once you give it a try.