takes notes, met gala
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That's our motherf*cking UNCLE! She's superb on both sides of the ball
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⚠️BREAKING NEWS⚠️
Alyssa Naeher has just been appointed the United States Secretary of Defense
🫡🇺🇸🦅
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I swear, when its USWNT VS Canada, Alyssa gives herself a peptalk in the mirror and says if they go to PKs, she's going to make Canada regret it.
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congrats to 7 times shebelieves champs uncle naeher & emily "best pk taker" sonnett
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so real and true
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im a proud mother 🥲🫶
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uswnt passive aggressively getting back at sonnett
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ALYSSA NAEHER HAS ICE IN HER VEINS 🥶🥶🥶
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has this ref considered that pks make my tummy hurts?
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UMMM, DON'T TOUCH EMILY SONNETT, THAT'S A CRIME.
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me watching the uswnt v canada final:
🕯 🕯
🕯️ we will score 🕯
🕯️ another goal 🕯️
🕯 we will not 🕯️
🕯️go to penalties🕯️
🕯 🕯
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Every time we try to play Lindsey at the 10 over players who can actually play the position (Jadyn, Rose, Lily) our midfield looks like FUCKING SHIT
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Things I didn't know I needed to know
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Don't look up
Captvart
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