not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties
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So recently people have been talking about the guy running for senator who鈥檚 named Dave Strider. Upon further research on his FB page, a couple folks have left Homestuck related comments on his feed.聽
He wondered what it meant, and a new feed started:
So, I decided to type out an explanation about the whole thing,
Then moments later, he replied,
Bless this man鈥檚 soul.聽
He allowed me to tell him about Homestuck.聽
Dave irl is just as cool as Dave in-comic.
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Isn鈥檛 it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it鈥檚 me but can you imagine?
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when you try and improve yourself but you鈥檙e still the same
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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming
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reblog this and put the age you realised you were not straight in the tags
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i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit
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a message for brown eyed girls聽
yes, her eyes are blue. yes, every love song is about them. every poem compares them to the sea. but you, you have eyes of amber and onyx. your eyes are the gold people desperately try to pull from the ground. her eyes may hold the depth of the ocean but your eyes hold the magnitude of a black hole. your eyes carry a weight too heavy for even the ocean to sweep away into it鈥檚 abyss. your eyes are anything but ordinary.聽
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ho ho ho i鈥檓 a festive gay
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