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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
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I PREDICTED ROBINS SONG NAME NOT KIDDING
i was ( still am ) writing a robin centric fic about her breaking out of the families control after she leaves Penacony ( and basically trauma dumping on her ) and writing a song about freedom and hope AND GUESS WHAT NAME I GAVE TO IT
its not that impressive because its one of emily dickinsons most famous poems but still
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congrats to Clorinde for having the best ult in this entire game
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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firefly drip marketing got me thinking
alternative versions
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this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed
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I would be the worst spy of all time because on one hand I overshare like hell, but on the other hand I also have THE shittiest memory so it’s really a lose/lose scenario for everyone involved.
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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What if after 'dying' Robin and Sunday turned into demons or some shit. By giving into mortal habits they lost their angelic powers and their halos are replaced with horns and their wings ripped from the scalp. Something something religious trauma something something mental breakdown
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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad
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“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade
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