QM: Springlike Limbs + Telescopic.

New Quirk Name: Telespring

This Transformation type Quirk allows the user to coil and uncoil parts of their body, similar to a spring. This can let the user shrink their body back into themselves to an extreme degree and extend it back out, delivering a powerful force and extending their body parts outwards. For example, the user could be attacked and sink their head in between their shoulders, only to pop it back out to counterattack. This works on any part of the user, with larger parts giving greater results. This gives the user some solid versatility, their stretchy body being highly adaptable. They can swing around on long arms, sink into themselves to avoid attacks, deliver powerful blows, leap amazing distances with their legs, or trick people into thinking they have lost their head. Though using the Quirk too much will cause their body parts to lose tensile power, making the Quirk less effective. The user may end up getting stuck inside themselves if they aren't careful.

[S] Spinel: Reunite with your loving Pink Diamond

baby compilation

No war.

Нет войны.

A young woman not stands alone in her old bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young woman’s birthday. Though it was twenty-four + X (where X equals the number of years that has passed since the young woman’s apparent narrative death) years ago when she was given life, and one year after that when she was given a name, it feels like it is only today that her life is truly her to use as she desires, free from interference. Narrative or otherwise. Together with her girlfriend, Terezi Pyrope.

That young woman is YOU, June Egbert.

You are finally free to live, and the future is yours hands.

You smile.

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What further tales awaits them?

These stories are not for you.

Above this line resides everything that matters, and all else. As for below? 

That is up to you.

This is mostly the link to the disclaimer, so this can be ignored.

Summary: “Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it’s going to be okay.” - Jake English

After stepping through that pure white door…John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

But…perhaps…fate is on his side.

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*wHEEZE* What is this trash? :,D

So basically, John goes back in time to the beginning of SBURB after they all got defeated–everyone’s pretty much dead except for him–by Lord English at the end of the game.  In this new timeline, John’s gonna do his best to keep everyone alive and fix a bunch of relationships between people.  This story is pretty much Homestuck rewritten in an alternate universe. (= w =)

This is what the original comic lacked, this was the moment that should have been there, but Andrew only loves to make jokes and is not serious about his plot!

The Egberts seem to be surrounded by loss

Crow Strider AU Masterpost here

Aftermath: PART1 - PART2 - PART3 - PART4

That pregnant Johnrezi post got me thinking, could you imagine how terrible a hormonal Terezi would be to deal with? OH GOD, COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW TERRIFYING A JOHNREZI KID COULD BE?

She would be turned up to 11, and even though she would have extreme mood swings, she abuse her status as preggers to the fullest and fuck shit up as much as she can with John pampering her all the way

Pretty nice compromise, considering she cant eat things like Chalk anymore

OR, she actually mellows the fuck out and actually acts reasonable… or worse, she acts like a 1950s ideal house wife and becomes affectionate and submissive… almost unnerving, like a Stepford Wife.

A terror unlike any other is that which is subtle

As for her Spawn, I imagine them being very unlike their mother in many ways

John Egbert has trouble sleeping due to Gamzee’s chucklevoodoo, the trials of the game, loss of his father, the entirety of his friends being killed, survivors guilt, and tendency to repress his emotions.

Being alone on a ship with his sister and Davesprite who were unaware of these traumas, or how to help him deal with them for 3 years, resulted these factors leaving a permanent emotional wound on him that continues to fester, causing him to emotionally lash out with anger, have nightmares and making him write messages of self-loathing in his sleep. 

This gives the impression that he is severely depressed to the point of being suicidal. Which is good, because he actually is, and being sleep deprived isnt helping him.

Due to his inability to properly cope and his stubbornness to get help, this prompted most of the other Trolls and kids to either move in near where he lives, or move in with him directly, just so they can give him the emotional support he needs so he can heal.

One way they help him deal with his issues is having people come sleep with him every once in a while, taking turns so that he can cuddle his way into getting a good nights sleep, which is important in any healing process.

Kanaya, being a day lizard of a species that is naturally nocturnal, understands how it is not being able to sleep when you’re supposed to, and volunteers to sleep with him the most.

This is a mostly ♦platonic♦ affair, but there are times when it turns into a ♥snogfest♥, particularly during the morning, especially when Rose joins in on the cuddle action, which is almost always. (though there are times she needs a break from everyone)

The only thing Kanaya asks for in return for this service is breakfast in bed.

Which is Johns blood

Which Is Delicious, As John Is As Sweet As Honeydew~

John

AG: Fuck that shit, I want a ♥flushed♥ romance with him! Terezi can have the 8lack for all I care!

GC: SW33T!!! >:D

TT: Why not just engage in a polyamorous relationship together and share him? What with our immortality, exclusionary behaviors are rather superfluous at this point.

AG: And what, pray tell my dear fellow light player, is a “Polyamorous” relationship?

TT: Well thats a surprise. I didnt expect you to not know that.

TT: In any case, a Polyamorous relationship is where there are more than 2 people engaged in a romance in the same ♦♥Quadrant♣♠, even outside of the ♣Ashen Auspice♣ one.

AG: THATS ACTUALLY A THING?!?!?!?! ::::D

Your name is: TEREZI PYROPE, and for the first time in a long time, you don’t know what you should do next

The Worst Thing Popped Into My Mind

John: well, that wasn’t on the whole terrible Terezi: WH4T’S TH4T SUPPOS3D TO M34N? John: Im sorry Im a broken mess of a human please help fix me Terezi: WOW, TH4T W4S 4LMOST K1ND OF SOM3WH4T FLUCH3D ROM4NT1C John’s Shoulder Angel: dude what are you doing you’re blowing this for us! John’s Shoulder Devil: well what was I supposed to say?! we’re not even sure what made her like us in the first place! John’s Shoulder Angel: fine, fine, the hard part is over anyways. as long as she doesn’t throw us any curveballs… Terezi: SO WH4T DO W3 DO NOW? John’s Shoulder Angel: FUCK John’s Shoulder Devil: WHAT THE HELL IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? WHAT COMES AFTER SEX? John’s Shoulder Angel: i don’t know, all the dating sims go to credit at this point! John’s Shoulder Devil: well, she asked us a question, we have to say SOMETHING! John’s Shoulder Angel: look, just… just say anything! John’s Shoulder Devil: anything? John’s Shoulder Angel: ANYTHING! just, say it with confidence John’s Shoulder Devil: alright, here goes nothing John: so………… wanna get married? John’s Shoulder Devil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO John’s Shoulder Angel: IM SORRY YOU SAID SAY ANYTHING! John’s Shoulder Devil: ANYTHING BUT THAT OBVIOUSLY! John’s Shoulder Angel: IM SORRY YOU KNOW I DONT DO WELL UNDER PRESSURE! John’s Shoulder Devil: you know what, its okay, we can still play it off as a joke, right? no harm done Terezi: Y34H, L3TS G3T M4RR13D John’s Shoulder Angel: YOU FOOL YOUVE DOOMED US ALL WE ARE SO FUCKED! John’s Shoulder Devil: LETS CALM DOWN, SHE SEEMS PRETTY HAPPY ABOUT IT, MAYBE SHE KNOWS SOMETHING WE DONT? Terezi’s Shoulder Angel: B1TCH, WHY TH3 H3LL D1D W3 S4Y Y3S?!?!?!?! Terezi’s Shoulder Devil: 1!!! DOOOOON’T!!!!! KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!

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Mr. and Mrs. Pyrope

I bet she can also smell John’s Angel and Devil