you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

okayyyyyy. Wet Snorting creature.

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

watcher grian still has my whole heart

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

"Kill them with kindness" CORRECT!!!

new favorite meme

Internet Safety

” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out

A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

Please tell me other people do this please tell me I’m sane