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PROSHIP DNI | collab/collin/keyes/arti | he/him + star/stars | 24 | white, queer, ADHD+autistic
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I have 76 pages of cookie clicker on my phone
keep going. you can start deleting family pictures if you need more space
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I've always heard you shouldn't make eye contact with animals, and that cats will like the person that ignores them, but that does not apply to Brioche.
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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
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The thing that is interesting is if you have any semblance of personality you will definitely encounter people who viscerally hate you and obsess over you for years and you will not even remember their name
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Laois wait….
( Sorry if this has already been done !)
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as a knitter, you start to notice how rare it is for characters in tv shows and movies to knit correctly. from worst to best, it ranges from:
- laughably incorrect, just flinging yarn around
- knitting the most basic scarf incredibly slowly because the actor Learned How To Do It For The Role
- old lady actresses casually knitting an intricate lace pattern while doing a monologue
- gromit from wallace and gromit
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Besties who don’t really keep in touch much cause they’re super busy but when they meet up again it’s like they were never apart
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World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
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A pool party with lil wayne would be really fun honestly as long as he cleans his hooves before getting in
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how do we know you're actually spider-man and not just some imposter
how many other guys with spider powers do you know.
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thinking about the guy at karaoke last week who requested creep by radiohead and instead sang, from memory, hey there delilah by the plain white t’s. with the radiohead creep instrumentals
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i'm so upset i'm going to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for you and those around you) blow up the chicken man
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