why are you googling pregnancy tests and abortions. Are you doing research for a scrampire mpr

The most humbling thing that's ever happened to me is someone thinking it's more likely that I am writing Sesame Street MPreg than me having sex in real life.

me when i’m just trying to scroll through this dumb app and it randomly scrolls back 20 posts and loses my place

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1994) dir. Henry Selick

Boycott. Please remember to boycott. Only these three. You can make a difference.

May we all witness a liberated Palestine in this lifetime and the next

hey man i get that it’s your thing but you are making people uncomfortable by, and these are your words, “blair witching it” in the corner

ps5 brain monday

Your Gaylor hateposting is indistinguishable from straightforward homophobia. It's not that deep.

funniest anon I have ever received 0 contest

It’s time.

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

for protection against mosquitos but honestly a serve

getting one of my friends to housesit and hes like Aw man dude don't worry just enjoy your vacation and the moment I close the door to get in my taxi he tweets "i love smoking cigarettes indoors"