ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
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God is a punk ass bitch for not giving humans tails, like wtf dude.
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goon 1: hey boss i need help with my homework
mafia guy: i hired youses to KILLS people not do Algebra
goon 1: no this is pre-alebgra
mafia guy: ohs thanks gods, i was actuallys coverings for a lacks of knowledges in the area via an outburst of aggression, im sorry it had to come to this
goon 1: yeah its actually history homework. mesopotamia. way older than algebra.
mafia guy: ill teach you to be euphrates of these gah damn hands GOON!
goon 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7: i hop the boss doesn't hear us kissing
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My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.
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I think Stardew Valley, The Sims, and Minecraft are all in the same category of game in that you play it obsessively for weeks, losing all sense of time, and then don’t touch it for months
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when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it
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Double Date
Hang in there, Sakura-chan
Keep reading
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Get you a girl who speaks in parentheses. Get you a girl who includes information in a sentence that isn't necessary but adds additional context or commentary.
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hehehe
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I keep forgetting to post this painting here!
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That Glalie. You know the one.
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“You must come with me, loving me, to death; or else hate me, and still come with me” Carmilla, 1872.
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Sokka's girlfriend looked great today.
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I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
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