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I am very prone to confidently expressing incredibly subjective opinions. I am also incredibly smart. | popcltrcorn on ao3 | cog or corn | he/him/any | not a minor
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#well this study is clearly fucked sample wise huh#anyway I am still holding on but only because I have a great support network. anyway my supervisor told me she will not let me drop out#bc she likes me too much
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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina
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if the prof I am supposed to be prostrating myself in front of doesn't come back to her office right now I am going to projectile vomit all over this place
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sorry professor I did fuckall for a month because I am an anxious piece of shit. I can kill myself in your office and change the trajectory of your life forever if that'll help?
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girl help they are making me do my assignments at school
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#edward. look I don't wanna die and this mormon virgin will definitely not kill me in the process. so. easy#oh wait in twilight just biting is enough to turn right? oh well. not like that's that much of a deal in there.#like it literally has no negatives in universe. so#yeah yeah sure getting bitten by lestat would be hot and he is undeniably the the hottest on the list in general. However. I am not suicidal#now that I think about it eric Could be ok. I can imagine scenarios in that are both cool and hot AND survivable. however I wouldn't risk it
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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....
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when you suddenly catch yourself considering suicide, ask yourself: am I currently menstruating? the answer might surprise you
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I hate Alex Garland so much it's unreal
#oh goddddddd#me when I have a position so privileged I cannot comprehend political decisions have consequences:
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Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
#PREV HSHSGSBAHSNJAMBDKAHHAGH#THEORIZING ABT CANDACE POSTING HABITS BRINGS YOU INTO THE PUBLIC EYE APPARENTLY
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#WHO is out there saying he would be able to do it???#this guy falls into gollum levels of insane within the first day
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guy who had a banana and a handful of nuts for "breakfast" 6 hours ago: I think I need to punish myself for my sins
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