omg my sweet megalodon :)

mark my words they're going to be like louis takes a more physically dominant role with armand equality <3 girl does the megalodon ever make you feel so safe by letting you hand feed it. and it purrs too and flops over on its back for more megalodon belly rubs and youre like omg my sweet megalodon :') bc it wants you to be the big spoon. But Then the megalodon controls every aspect of your life including your diet and sleep schedule and clothing bc under that onion layer there is another onion layer where you are their beautiful little specimen novitiate catboy which you are of course aware of as a result of the mental and sexual st andrews cross that you are willingly strapped onto in your shared mind palace which coincidentally has bars around it, to protect YOU of course. from the outside world. which you believe :) though at the same time as with all your men you hold the secret trump card which is just straight up leaving, their greatest fear that they have both gone to absolutely fucking insane lengths to prevent, using opposite tactics. mark my words the point is that lestat and armand use opposite tactics to get the same result (louis pussy until the heat death of the universe). mark my words that they are inventing a type of bdsm that is heretofore unseen and illegal in the eyes of interpol

im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

"usamerica bashing" like they're a persecuted minority.....

embarrassing....

usamerican stupidity has so much range because it can go anywhere from "whoa I can't believe you guys don't have [hyperspecific venue/product such as 7 Eleven or Ben and Jerry's]" to "DUDE ARGENTINA HAS INTERNET??"

i never reblog those “what [x] would prev be???” polls because im like what if i get it wrong and they shoot me

died and came back wrong and no one could tell the difference

Ina Gregory (Australian, 1874-1964) - Fruit Blossom

OLIVIA COOKE as Alicent Hightower in House of the Dragon 1.07

what can a licensed therapist do for me that oversharing online can't do for free

Where is that Davy quote where he was like why would I need to go to therapy (?) why would I need to talk to someone about my problems I can just do it in my own head ….. babygirl …

from the little I've seen about it it's obvious lennon's death was genuinely traumatic for the ppl around him etc but wouldn't it be funny if mccartney was faking a life long grief about it for attention

I could be having a great time and then I'll remember I'm not bleeding on the ground dying from a love-wound and it ruins my fucking day

imo tattoos don't mean anything except for the hint that maybe you like pointy needle

Pleurotus djamor - pink oyster mushroom 

Sheryl Lee | Twin Peaks