Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
When Randy Orton hit Cody Rhodes with a ring bell during a pre-taping of Smackdown in 2011, he split Cody's head open. They carried on, with Randy even doing an RKO on Cody onto the commentary desk. (though he did break character to apologise first...)
Cody needed 9 staples to close the wound.
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