I don't need to make new friends I just need to annoy my brother

Sorry girl can’t talk I need to go home and update my Monster High fanfic !

when are they gonna make a mcdonalds combo about me. forg boy

wrong. get back in the bathroom, punk

I feel like I can be free here

I was hoping if I bit you, the werewolf infection would kill the vampire infection and then you'd become normal

Batman’s cave was highkey cooler but I have a window here

if you were wondering I was trying to see if infecting a vampire with werewolf could possibly cancel it out and make them normal

hey man sorry for turning into a dog and biting you. did it work though

Batman’s cave was highkey cooler but I have a window here

well clearly bane did not want to be a those feratu but now he has to be, I feel like maybe we should somehow prevent that from happening to a less disciplined rogue.

yeah the joker is back but what about dracula

yeah the joker is back but what about dracula

anons too 🐸

@shock-star turn on your asks i need to bother you

@shock-star turn on your asks i need to bother you

deranged thing to ask me. once I had to read "my other self" by sylvia fraser and felt like exploding

rip to everyone having joker flashbacks or whatever. this is why you kill your nightmare yourself so you can confirm braindeath

well like in general gunshots make me spiral, I don't like bed sharing, batman's je ne sais quoi gives me the creeps, being called "chum" makes me want to throw up, I can't stand being restrained in any way, father figures make me nervous, I can't really listen to Lola by the Kinks which sucks because it's a good song <- stop talking.

rip to everyone having joker flashbacks or whatever. this is why you kill your nightmare yourself so you can confirm braindeath

what if you post "rip to bonica82 keep fagging it up in heaven king" and then dont elaborate

are people from codes and mac's chats gonna find this?

I think he'd hear the lyric "my pussy tastes like pepsi cola" and turn to you and go "she should see her obgyne about that. not normal." with the utmost fucking sincerity. in my opinion

How would Damian even react to a Lana Del Rey concert

got called gay by a kid (preteen range) in a starbucks in downtown gotham city (new jersey) he was wearing a grey hoodie and had blonde hair and braces, but I didn't ask for his name so I cant tell you what his name was <- my new hyperspecific blogging style

thanks sam. also I think you should start calling yourself a computador. like luchador or toreador but you're on that damn phone

if a close friend secretly resented me I would be so well-adjusted about it. so you know.