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codeopod · 14 hours
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What I would give to live in this guys world
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reblog if you prioritize women to the point you mock people for liking m/f or m/m ships. im insane
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codeopod · 14 hours
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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.
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codeopod · 16 hours
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when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question
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codeopod · 1 day
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Roman-nose Laudna truthers unite
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codeopod · 2 days
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"He survived the Calamity" "He didn't survive the Calamity" Honestly I think we're sleeping on the idea that if Ludinus himself didn't survive the Calamity, then his parents quite possibly did (elven lifespan, yo).
Which says that he maybe he grew up surrounded by people who remembered the Age of Arcanum (and like, remembered several hundred years of it), ranting on about how much was lost, it's all the Gods' fault, etc etc etc.
Not that I'm trying to give the villain a tragic backstory, he's still an awful person, but... it would make sense. Being surrounded by that kind of vitriol at a young age could certainly create the villain we see now.
So anyway, what we clearly now need is an EXU:Calamity sequel in which the cast falls in love with a precocious little 10-year-old elven child... who maybe makes a couple of concerning comments... but that can be waved off... they're only a child, after all... maybe some bad influences at home...
Only to reveal right at the end that they've been interacting with Ludinus Da'Leth.
Just to see their reactions.
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codeopod · 2 days
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it’s bonkers that relvin is kinda just some dude in Gelvaan while the two most prominent women in his life are both intimately involved in a potential cataclysmic event
Like imagine being relvin living your life when your daughter rolls back into town asking about your absentee wife saying “things could get bad” and her friend that got her to leave in the first place says they’re “dealing with an end of the world situation” and then a week and half later the red moon gets stuck in the sky
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codeopod · 3 days
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codeopod · 3 days
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this is so real
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codeopod · 3 days
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So.. apparently, in a Spanish-language space on twitter, Denis Rovira van Boekholt, director of episode 2x05, talked about this scene
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And the only instruction given for that part in the script was that Ava was supposed to lean into Bea and “breathe her in” no other specifics.
Thoughts? My mind is completely gone on this and will be for the foreseeable future. ✨😵‍💫✨
How lucky are we to have Alba and Kristina? Two friends who have incredible chemistry that comes so naturally?? I need a season 3 more than ever now!
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codeopod · 4 days
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congratulations imogen temult for your lesbian. let us celebrate w the funniest tag under my post.
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codeopod · 4 days
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honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.
and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.
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codeopod · 5 days
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In case anyone forgot, Imogen/Laura loves Laudna
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codeopod · 5 days
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me going to bed tonight
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codeopod · 5 days
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Good Tropes™
[Orders enough food for several people] and whatever you guys want
‘Sorry I’m late’ ‘You’re right on time’
Two characters having a conversation while on opposite sides of a wall/door
The hero is snooping some place they shouldn’t be and is about to get caught. The baddies enter and the room is completely empty. Bonus points if they then show the hero clinging to the ceiling
Someone turning up in the nick of time to save the heroes in a car/plane/spacecraft/etc and asking ‘need a ride?’
Someone tells a (true) story and it is later revealed they were one of the people in the story
‘Get down!’ *tackles them to the floor*
‘Hi [name]’ *immediately begins escorting them out of the door/hangs up on them* ‘bye [name]’
Character walks past a doorway and sees something strange, carries on walking for a few steps, then realises what they just saw and backs up for another look
Someone charges at another character who dodges it by calmly stepping to the side. Bonus points if the charging character carries on through a doorway
A has been delivering a monologue for quite some time and when they are finished B slowly blinks and says some variation of ‘I don’t understand a word you just said’
New character meets the Team for the first time, who are being their usual absurd/intimidating selves, and asks ‘who the hell are you people?’
Everyone has to leave the restaurant/bar/coffee shop and one character frantically tries to finish their food/drink before they go
’[Name], I presume?’
Random character discovers some important new evidence and has to race to find the other characters to tell/warn them in time
Dramatically putting up or taking off their hood
[Badass declaration]. Any questions?
That one character who is always coming up with new slang words and hoping they will catch on
‘My friends call me [nickname/shortened name]. You can call me [full name/title]’. Alternatively, ‘you may not call me anything’
A and B are together when A’s phone rings and they answer it. After a beat they hold it out for B and say ‘it’s for you’. Bonus points if the caller had no way of knowing A and B would be together. Alternatively, bonus points if B didn’t answer their own phone because they don’t want to speak to the caller, prompting them to phone A instead
B comes to A’s house and knocks on the door. When A answers it, they barge straight in and start talking, leaving A still standing at the door and prompting them to say ‘please. Come in’
Someone tries to shoot the character but misses and hits their hat or something instead, so the character gets angry and is like ‘that was my favourite hat!’
Character wants to know the time so they grab their friend’s wrist to check the watch they are wearing
Character begins speaking about a traumatic event that happened in the past and cuts themselves off to rephrase so they won’t have to say the specifics of the event eg. ‘after he - …after what he did’
After a tragic event, the token evil teammate/morally ambiguous ally starts helping the gang and becomes one of the good guys full time
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codeopod · 5 days
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imodna modern pride
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bonus of ze best boi
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codeopod · 6 days
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one for the road
(taking a break for a while, figured i may as well share this one before i'm mia. enjoy the spring or whatever season you're in☮️)
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codeopod · 6 days
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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles
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