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codenamekillme · 54 minutes
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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.
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codenamekillme · 23 hours
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If you come in you don’t have to come out
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codenamekillme · 2 days
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codenamekillme · 2 days
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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codenamekillme · 2 days
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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.
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codenamekillme · 3 days
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my favorite love language is trying, actually
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codenamekillme · 3 days
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call down the hawk — maggie stiefvater
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codenamekillme · 3 days
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VIBE CHECK *gently presses our foreheads together*
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codenamekillme · 3 days
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🌳🌲🌳🌳🌲🌳🌳🌳🌲
Tiny forest for your dash
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codenamekillme · 3 days
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nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed
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codenamekillme · 4 days
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from the honey-flower; what is Calypso's cave? that is your grotto, your adventure.
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codenamekillme · 4 days
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uhhh
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wholesome... positive... UPLIFTING??
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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
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codenamekillme · 5 days
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@nathanwpyle
I literally love this.
I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
No joke.
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codenamekillme · 5 days
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People who hate musicals are the weakest links in society. You’re telling me you can go watch a Transformers movie, or a Marvel movie, or any of the Harry Potter movies, but singing and dancing is where you draw the line??? You people are boring BOOOOOOO🍅🍅🍅🍅
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