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clowngirl-bebop · 7 minutes
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agp archie andrews: woah ronnie nice cock
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clowngirl-bebop · 7 minutes
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i hope that in 4000 years riverdale is remembered like the epic of gilgamesh as a landmark of a culture most people don’t know very much about, except for a handful of anarchists on whatever their equivalent of the internet is insisting that archie’s seduction by hiram lodge is the foundational structural paradigm of all social life
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clowngirl-bebop · 26 minutes
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Failggot insect freak
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clowngirl-bebop · 26 minutes
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a wikipedia poem on software entropy
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clowngirl-bebop · 27 minutes
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clowngirl-bebop · 40 minutes
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This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
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clowngirl-bebop · 3 hours
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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?
The Courier :
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clowngirl-bebop · 8 hours
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What's troubling her so much, speak to me baby
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clowngirl-bebop · 9 hours
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IN A WORLD OF FUCKLESS CORPORATE ART, YOUR OBJECTIVE IS TO MAKE ART THAT FUCKS AS DEEP AND HARD AS POSSIBLE, LIKE A MATING PRESS FOR THE BRAIN.
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clowngirl-bebop · 9 hours
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A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.
Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.
Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.
There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.
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clowngirl-bebop · 9 hours
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Glad to see the Labour Party have finally realised, in the middle of a cost of living crisis and following nearly a decade and a half of austerity, that what people really need is to be hit with harder punishment for *checks notes* uhh... shoplifting small items
He came out with this drivel at a speech to the shopworkers union, bc of course what shopworkers really care about is their wages people stealing food.
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clowngirl-bebop · 12 hours
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Impact
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clowngirl-bebop · 13 hours
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girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already..
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clowngirl-bebop · 18 hours
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For whom was I born, for whom do I cry?
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clowngirl-bebop · 19 hours
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Trans women are intentionally misgendered, threatened and called pedophiles, and are the targets of callout/vague posts every single week in here. It's not "just staff and terfs"
Since February 19th: Tumblr's CEO, photomatt, made a statement about predstrogen's (unfair) termination, misgendering her and threatening to call the FBI on her (archived screenshots). Then, on February 20th: he continued to harass Rita on Twitter
Following this, multiple other trans women were terminated due to their criticism of staff's and photomatt's handling of this situation, like: milf-adjacent, catgirldick, nebulaaaaaa, jammerjenny, yaoivriskaforever, 8millionsystem, trans-kitty-meow, mozzarella-firefox, rulerofpurple, gay-satan-3, catgirlpunishedshaft
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On February 21st: dykemacabre accused Kara (a member of Cohost's staff) of being a pedophillic furry and a lolicon, blaming her for allowing "cub porn" on the platform, which was a lie; the site doesn't allow that, and the post was quickly proven to be intentionally misleading. After being caught, dykemacabre apologized for part of the post, but doubled down, later deactivating
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On February 27th: ardourie (formerly known as neotrances, well-known transmisogynist) began harassing enemy-viv over a post about Aaron Bushnell's online identity (like his username and use of pronouns on YouTube/Reddit/Discord,) which lead to people accusing Viv of "transvestigating" Aaron's online presence (while misusing that word) and spreading lies about Viv. She deactivated due to the harassment and has stated that she won't come back
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On March 8th: roadhogsbigbelly (who accused txttletale [January 10th] and Gretchen Felker-Martin [February 1st] of being pedophiles) doubled down several times while arguing with different people about "not misgendering" a trans girl (after vagueing her), while misgendering her multiple times
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This happens every week
Almost every single week there is a new callout, a new harassment campaign, new anons spreading rumours/misinformation, and more people comfortably vagueing and misgendering trans women
It's not just staff and terfs
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clowngirl-bebop · 19 hours
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what if a robotgirl had a ripcord on the back of her head and i pused her face into a pillow and yanked it
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clowngirl-bebop · 19 hours
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crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it
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