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clown-alchemist · 27 days
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Made a post a little while ago about wanting to start Star Trek, still do. One of my main questions is where do I actually watch?
I do plan on just straight up purchasing box set DVDs if I end up loving it but what about in the meantime?
Paramount seems to be the “we have ALL of it” but apparently they’re lying and are very bad about it according to everyone online.
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clown-alchemist · 27 days
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Not just a five-year mission
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to boldly boop where no one has booped before
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I was unprepared for his attack. I instinctively used the Vulcan death boop.
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this simple booping.... is beyond v'gers comprehension
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William Trans Riker
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clown-alchemist · 27 days
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Thinking about how in the Naked Time, both Kirk and Spock admit to being lonely. Kirk knows that as captain he can't date or marry anyone on the Enterprise and Spock as a Vulcan doesn't feel like he can form friendships at all, "when I feel friendship for you I am ashamed." and Kirk saying, "I've always known I'll die alone" in the Final Frontier. And Spock dying on the other side of an impenetrable barrier to Kirk, reaching out but not touching. And Kirk going through hell to bring him back to life, always saying he's married to the Enterprise and he doesn't need a woman but blowing the whole ship up for Spock, the first person Spock recognises being Kirk. And what if I just killed myself.
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clown-alchemist · 27 days
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Hey Spock- watch out!
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ah beans
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clown-alchemist · 27 days
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Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!
Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?
(a loud roar in the background)
Kirk: no
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clown-alchemist · 27 days
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Spock, feeling a human emotion: I do not feel human emotions 😠
Data, feeling a human emotion: I do not feel human emotions 😞
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posting while it’s still cookie season
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this was so fucking funny in my head
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Star Trek As Vines - mostly TOS and TNG
I spent way too long making this but I couldn't stop thinking about it
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TNG Onion Headlines by me
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