Oh sweaty, I wasn't just ON the down with cis bus

I WAS the bus

I wrote a post where Reader was more politically powerful than Feyd.

But now I'm thinking about the implications of that. What if that meant that Feyd was the one of the pairing who had to move planets? What parent, if they had the political capital to avoid it, would let their only child move to Geidi fucking Prime? It's dangerous there, and yes, being Na-Baroness would offer Reader some protections but half the time when the noble family are slaughtering their servants they are not even looking at them. Reader could be killed by a guard or citizen before they checked who they were.

So, for the time being, Feyd is moving to Reader's planet. The specific challenges would depend on what the planet was like exactly but I'm thinking warm with greenery.

Feyd being warned about the dangers of a sunburn, scoffing because he's so tough and getting one anyways and turning pink. Reader applies sunscreen for him.

Feyd isn't allowed in the gardens anymore because he's allergic to something, concluded he'd been poisoned and going nuclear.

Feyd going from being worshipped to being eyed fearfully all the time. That would be a huge adjustment.

Warriors on Reader's planet using a different type of sword so he can't really train with them. Only spar.

His black all leather look overheats at noon and he needs to wear something breezier. Possibly shirtless. There's more sunscreen involved. He claims he still doesn't know how it works and Reader needs to help him again. This stuff needs to reapplied you say? Oh how sad, see you in a few hours for more rubbing.

Obviously he has no concubines. He could have kept the harpies in his own house but he couldn’t bring them with him to his good father's house. He's a bit pent up. This just makes everyone else more nervous.

He's not allowed to murder people. Even if they annoy him. No, not even if they insult him to his face. No, Feyd, that's a child, you cannot kill her for offering to help you look for where you lost your hair.

Never imagined I would feel attacked to a psycho, bald, white (literally) guy, with angry problems and a huge feeling of entitlement, but here we are

more correct quotes

Dune by Balenciaga

Under the glorious black sun

I be giggling and kicking my feet at every new note on the fic

just remembered that chani was forced to revive her lover from the dead… like she hated this prophecy her entire life and then she was compelled to make it happen against her will. she lost the paul she loved because he died in that moment, and what came back she now feels personally responsible for even if it wasn’t really her fault. the guilt? over both the fact she ressurected him and the secret relief she has (that she hates) that he’s back. like she probably has guilt that any part of her loves him still, enough to be relieved he’s alive despite the horrific consequences

i love you my crazy crazy husband

Tear You Apart | Feyd-Rautha x f!Reader

A soldier - loyal to House Atreides - is taken as a prisoner of war by House Harkonnen. After besting the Na-Baron in the arena, you are given two options: become his concubine, or die.

Chapter 1 out now on AO3!

Chapter warnings: Depictions of violence, drugging

Fic Warnings: CNC/Dub-con, knifeplay, violence, drugging, eventual heavy smut

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

dune on my part till i two

Well well well the results are in

It's Bald Man Monday

Writing up a concept for the slowburn Feyd Rautha fic rn!

The basic idea right now is that reader character is an Atredies soldier taken as a prisoner of war to Geidi Prime.

Which type of intro would you bald freak enjoyers prefer teehee

At arport, goi home

It's Bald Freak Friday everyone

From the looks of the poll the fic is starting on Geidi Prime 👁️👁️ I've already started writing some scenes hehe

The second my AO3 account is up I'll be working towards getting the first few chapters done, I wanna feed you weirdos and publish at least 2 to begin with

Glory to Bald Freak Feyd Rautha <3

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

I think it would be funny if I named every chapter of the fic after a song in my Feyd Rautha playlist

totally not,, totally not thinking about naming it Feyd Rautha Dark Heart because of the song I'm definitely not thinking about that heegeheheghheghgeghehe