I usually hate the amount of censorship on modern social media, but it did make stories where people get killed by a truck funnier.

iconic!

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

They kidnap your gf's dog and threaten to kill him if she attempts to sucky

I fully understand that most sex-related studies are for obvious reasons probably not using a double blind protocol, but I have to confess that every time I see a journal headline about, say, the health benefits of oral sex or whatnot, the first question that pops into my mind is "how do you administer a placebo blowjob?"

When the gay subtext is so strong it makes your dick sparkle

3 gay kids and their straight uncle

Someone do a wrestling version I have exams rn

which one is gonna win this year?

Today on minor moments that refuse to leave my mind: New Japan Jon Moxley forgetting the Japanese don't speak English and having 10000 people wish him good morning mid-death threat.

I think my favorite thing about the NFL right now is that everyone calls the Jets quarterback "That Motherfucker Zack Wilson", so all non-football fans think: "Man, Zack Wilson must be an asshole..."

...but no, Zack's a sweetheart. He's just publicly into MILFs.

I graduated several months ago, but I still don't know what Yoshi-Hashi said. PLEASE

reminder that yoshi-hashi once cut a ""promo"" so bad he made nakamura and ishii corpse for 30 seconds straight

I'm crying Sammy Guevara didn't get listed as a ringside friend but THE HAT did

Reality show confessionals are just anime battle dialogue for middle age white women.

Crime and Punishment is literally required reading in 7th grade where am I?

crime and punishment...obscure literature....hello?

BTS HAS BEEN DRAFTED! QUICK, GO TO THERAPY!!!

Fascinating how quickly you can forget a 35 year old man carrying another 35 year old man like a papoose.

Observe Jim Cornette videos for perfect example.

you want my hot take for the evening? people who dont like complainers just havent been exposed to good complaining, and will never know if they themselves have an inborn talent for the art of kvetching

there's a surprisingly large amount of similarities between kpop and wrestling fandoms the funniest of which might be: cross referencing different photos and using mathematical triangulation to try to figure out your fav's real heights. like ok so we KNOW this wrestler is a shoot 180 cm because he was measured when he was in the ufc BUT the one standing beside him is wearing ring boots giving him extra height AND the photo is taken at an angle causing distortion BUT if we measure the tiles on the wall behind them -