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*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*
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Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right
And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS
I MEAN
IT’S JUST TOO GREAT
ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF
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god I wish none of us were sad
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🐶🎶
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1. You fucking live here
2. You fucking live here
3. You fucking live here
4. You fucking live here
5. You fucking live here
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is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week
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me: *displays affection by giving you links to posts i think are relevant to your interests*
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new tag game: what is your college major and what do people say when you tell them what you’re studying
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my anxiety has a loophole that if somebody is else is equally or more uncomfortable I develop the sudden ability to Do The Thing
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I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me. I’ll be the actress staring in your bad dreams.
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employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?
me: probably just like who I am as a person
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if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.
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I’m????
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