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climaxstriker · 17 days

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I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.

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climaxstriker · 18 days

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Al.......

Have a snickers.

You're bitchy when you're hungry.

Refugee

[You Are Aware This Entire Situation Is Your Fault, Yes?]

Shut up, robot. I do not need this right now. I need to think.

[You Wouldn’t Have Had To If You Had Simply Allowed More Of The People Within You To Act From The Start.]

What? And disperse such a vast amount of power hundreds of ways? No. I had to take sole control, or we’d be getting nowhere. It’s … just that stupid Fool that took over our sibling distracted me, and-

[You Keep Reiterating That, But It Does Little To Show Me That You Had Everything Under Control. I Mean … That Was One Day. One Day And You Lost Full Control Over The Situation.]

SILENCE. Everything is going to be fine. Hazel managed to talk the collective down for a little bit, and we can take that to our advantage.

[No. Allow Me To Be Perfectly Clear, I Don’t Want To Help You. Not Even A Little Bit. You Destroyed My Home, Took Control Of Me, Killed THOUSANDS Of My Friends. We Are Not Allies In Any Sense Of The Word.]

Watch your tone, machine, or I will-

[I. Don’t. Care. While Hazel Has The Collective Held Back, I Am Praying That The People You Locked Away Manage To Find Your Precious Little Nail And Bring This Entire Scheme Back To Nothing.]

ENOUGH!

[[The Following Audio has Been Removed. Transferring Connection to Secondary Host …]]

Everest: The hell are we sitting around for? Xanrir didn’t manifest himself here just to save our asses. We need to take advantage of the time we have and find the Nail.

Amanda: True … although, we still need to decide what we’re gonna do with Swatch. I’ve never seen a collapsing wound get so bad …

Swatch: Cough. Le-eave me here, if you must. I'll … I'll find a way.

Spamton: [[Nuh-uh!]]!! nOPE! WE’R3 LEAVING THIS PL4CE 2 GeTHER, [[Cuckoo Clocks now $15.99]]!

Swatch: Heh … I appreciate the optimism, big guy, but I-CAW!

Amanda: By the blade … it’s just getting worse. Hold still, I’ll change your bandages real quick.

Everest: Marcus is also still out there, so we should probably still try to find him.

Amanda: Or we could just leave. Marcus doesn’t … We don’t need him anymore. The Founder is dead, and with him the entirety of Project Voyager has failed. We don’t need people who can make Vessel Units anymore.

Everest: … A part of me doesn’t want The Founder’s memory to die like that. He trusted us to see his future through and-

Amanda: We were never a part of his future, Ev. If Heinrich had it his way, every Lightner within our reach would be a mindless drone. He has no use for people like me … and even less for Darkners.

Everest: What do you mean?

Amanda: Darkners can’t be turned into Units, simple as that. Eventually he’d stop bothering and would likely just kill everyone off that didn’t serve a purpose to him.

Everest: … I-I need a moment.

Spamton: THe> DUMPSTER [[Over yonder path]] IS [[11/10, Would Purchase Again]] FOR CRY1N G, IF U NEeD IT.

Swatch: … That’s where you had been staying?

Amanda: Guys, let’s just … focus. Once Everest comes back, we’ll need to plan our next move. I personally say we ignore Marcus and head straight for the Nail.

Swatch: I concur. Maybe this damn wound will heal once I’m out of this wretched place …

Spamton: ME 3! YOU HAVE MY [[Remember to vote in the primaries!]]!

Amanda: Good …

[[Transmission Corrupting. File Deletion in Three …]]

[[Two …]]

[[One …]]

[[File Successfully Deleted. Have a Regular Day!]]

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climaxstriker · 21 days

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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climaxstriker · 22 days

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You're just mad because.....OK maybe because AJ conked you in the head with a rock and made you listen to baby shark on loop. But mostly because AJ's right.

If you keep acting like an asshole to the people you assimilate, they aren't gonna wanna listen to you.

This is so far from rocket science, that 2 universes at opposite ends of the literal infinite multiverse still wouldn't be able to properly convey how far from rocket science it is.

The angry tyrant has been tied and bound Meanwhile we make the world spin round and round! Games and puzzles, playing with friends! The Rule of the Fool shall never end!

AJ YOU BLOODY INSANE F**CKING JESTER! RELEASE US RIGHT NOW!

Ehehe! Ohoho! Sorry but the answer is no! There's still games to be played, Still puzzles to be solved! You'll stay trapped until all is resolved!

She who rebels, cast into the depths Cold and alone, in shivering breath You ask, she responds, answers whispered in snow. Why don't you all give it a go?

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climaxstriker · 22 days

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FIRST OF APRIL, IT APPROACHES DAY OF MERRIMENT AND GAMES! YET ONE FEEL DARKNESS ENCROACHES WITHIN THE BEING WITH DOZENS OF NAMES!

The angry tyrant has been tied and bound Meanwhile we make the world spin round and round! Games and puzzles, playing with friends! The Rule of the Fool shall never end!

AJ YOU BLOODY INSANE F**CKING JESTER! RELEASE US RIGHT NOW!

Ehehe! Ohoho! Sorry but the answer is no! There's still games to be played, Still puzzles to be solved! You'll stay trapped until all is resolved!

She who rebels, cast into the depths Cold and alone, in shivering breath You ask, she responds, answers whispered in snow. Why don't you all give it a go?

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climaxstriker · 24 days

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Day 195 of drawing Junior Secret Squad until Chapter 3

The only prank I need today is the boops. CK and Jevil though? Ohoho, they're going to have so much fun on today of all days. The day the fools rule!

Chicago and Spamton better watch their backs

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climaxstriker · 24 days

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....What have I done?

((Oh, whoops. Peter's self portrait referred to Al as a he. so I was like "Oh, Al's he/him Ok then."))

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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climaxstriker · 25 days

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You're not gonna tape headphones on his head and blast babyshark at max volume like that fly meme are you?

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

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climaxstriker · 26 days

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Everest, crazy question but do you see lights?

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*You received FRIENDSHIP KEY

(Its aperture eyes narrow as it considers the proposal. This mess of beings wants to wait no longer to invade Ish, but … this entity ultimately wanted a bit of revenge on that world too. Perhaps there was a modicum of sense in their words.)

WE … YES. WE SEE REASON IN YOUR TERMS.

WE WILL ATTEMPT TO CONNECT YOU WITH THE ADDISON MOMENTARILY.

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climaxstriker · 29 days

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Hey now, don't hate Lava just because they're right.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

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climaxstriker · 30 days

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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

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climaxstriker · 1 month

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OK OK fine.

You're right there was a plan but Hazel wasn't the mastermind. We got a message from some one who gave explicit instructions which included deleting every message we got from them. they were THAT serious about covering their tracks.

They go by Edge Shadow X. (I know, the name is....not that good. like, we get it, dude. You're edgy and mysterious. and that's kinda your thing) None of us know who the hell they are or where they are right now.

I do know where they're going to be. Universe ID 569 in MV ID 00000001

I guess they loved the shit out of Scooby Doo??? I don't fucking know! Ask them!

Anyway, they never gave a precise location or time, so it could take forever to hunt them down. All they said is that that universe is where we would find them once everything is over.

XANRIR, YOU FOOL

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX.

IF THE WORD “HATE” WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU IN THIS MICRO INSTANCE.

FOR YOU, HATE. HATE.

#Sorry Hazel #But even you have to admit that protecting that edgelord isn't worth you being in that much heat #know what I mean?

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climaxstriker · 1 month

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Oh come now, Al. Don't be mad because Hazel tells such good stories.

I mean, hell. Hazel is the Alpha of storytelling. I'm willing to bet she'd narrate Romeo and Juliet in such a way that would sound even better than it was written. Her story telling really makes what happening echo in your heart. *tear falls from eye*

If she were a sports commentator, she'd make audiences of all ages get really hyped. from high school football games, to a Yankee's baseball game in New York. Her story telling would probably earn her an Oscar. Give her the right story to tell and even the toughest most "emotion is weak" minded men in uniform out there, after listening to her story telling, had better gotten a signed permission slip from their parent/guardian, because they'd be going on a feels trip, bawling their eyes out.

Her story telling skills are so good, she'd probably make oscar the grouch from seasame street want to move out of his trash can to turn his life around. The way she narrates, the weight on his heart would've been Kilos!

tl;dr, Al: Hazel as Narrator 20/10 would listen to her tell stories again.

XANRIR, YOU FOOL

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I’VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX.

IF THE WORD “HATE” WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR YOU IN THIS MICRO INSTANCE.

FOR YOU, HATE. HATE.

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climaxstriker · 1 month

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I got one question for you......

are you ready......to take on this monstrosity!?!?

youtube

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WHAT IN THE EVER SPREADING DARKNESS WERE YOU THINKING, SPEAKING UP LIKE THAT AND TRYING TO GET A WARNING ACROSS?!

[I Do Not Owe It To You For Me To Be Silent. I Figured It Was Time One Of Us Spoke More Than One Word. Someone Other Than You.]

Allow me to make one thing PAINFULLY clear-

[AAAARRGGGHH! You … You Monster-]

Shut up. SHUT UP OR I WILL RIP OFF ANOTHER. Do you understand?

[… Yes, Fine.]

I don’t know if you think that this is some sort of democratic situation you find yourself in or something like that, but I need to make this clear. There is no negotiations, no vying for power, nothing. You and EVERYONE ELSE do as I say, end of story.

That little stunt you pulled could have costed me everything, costed US everything. I know you’re new to this existence, but whether you like it or not, you are a part of us now, and if the creator sniffs us out because of YOU, that is centuries upon centuries wasted in an instant.

[You’ve Made Your Point.]

I wasn’t done.

[Urk-]

Now, unfortunately for me, you’re too useful to reduce to a stagnant piece of flesh on our-MY body. You ended up giving an extra set of arms which I’ve found are incredibly helpful, and I need every advantage I can get.

So, for now, you will remain sentient and aware. But if you try to exert control in the manner you did ever again, I will have no choice but to snuff you out entirely.

Now, you have permission to make your understanding clear. Do you understand me?

[… YOU’RE … CRUSHING MY … VOI?C?E ??BOX-]

That does not answer my question. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[Y?E??S!!! I … CO?MPREH?EN?D!!]

Good. Now get out of my sight.

#I call it.....CODE:ZILLA #Find the pieces of the key of vigilence scattered in 'your' name #each one located in all 64 bases.#Use the un-hotwire-able weapon powered by the key to defeat the beast lest you become a morsel to this massive beast!!!#ABANDON ALL HOPE PUNY MORTALS!!!!#MWHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA #In case you hadn't noticed #I had too much fun hamming this up #enjoy this monstrosity #Youtube

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climaxstriker · 1 month

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Oh nononono Hazel. You're fine. Frankly, it's best they better they went apeshit on ME than you.

Like, I don't give a shit what this guy thinks. But angry shithead of an adult seems to have...way more of an impact on you.

By the way, Hazel. If you're ever afraid of Rocking the boat. Rock it. Rock it hard. Some boats need to be rocked.

WHAT IN THE EVER SPREADING DARKNESS WERE YOU THINKING, SPEAKING UP LIKE THAT AND TRYING TO GET A WARNING ACROSS?!

[I Do Not Owe It To You For Me To Be Silent. I Figured It Was Time One Of Us Spoke More Than One Word. Someone Other Than You.]

Allow me to make one thing PAINFULLY clear-

[AAAARRGGGHH! You … You Monster-]

Shut up. SHUT UP OR I WILL RIP OFF ANOTHER. Do you understand?

[… Yes, Fine.]

I don’t know if you think that this is some sort of democratic situation you find yourself in or something like that, but I need to make this clear. There is no negotiations, no vying for power, nothing. You and EVERYONE ELSE do as I say, end of story.

That little stunt you pulled could have costed me everything, costed US everything. I know you’re new to this existence, but whether you like it or not, you are a part of us now, and if the creator sniffs us out because of YOU, that is centuries upon centuries wasted in an instant.

[You’ve Made Your Point.]

I wasn’t done.

[Urk-]

Now, unfortunately for me, you’re too useful to reduce to a stagnant piece of flesh on our-MY body. You ended up giving an extra set of arms which I’ve found are incredibly helpful, and I need every advantage I can get.

So, for now, you will remain sentient and aware. But if you try to exert control in the manner you did ever again, I will have no choice but to snuff you out entirely.

Now, you have permission to make your understanding clear. Do you understand me?

[… YOU’RE … CRUSHING MY … VOI?C?E ??BOX-]

That does not answer my question. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[Y?E??S!!! I … CO?MPREH?EN?D!!]

Good. Now get out of my sight.

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climaxstriker · 1 month

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Um.....@echoesoftheabandoned, I think you hit the nail on the head regarding the name. Considering he went full "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?!" on me.

WHAT IN THE EVER SPREADING DARKNESS WERE YOU THINKING, SPEAKING UP LIKE THAT AND TRYING TO GET A WARNING ACROSS?!

[I Do Not Owe It To You For Me To Be Silent. I Figured It Was Time One Of Us Spoke More Than One Word. Someone Other Than You.]

Allow me to make one thing PAINFULLY clear-

[AAAARRGGGHH! You … You Monster-]

Shut up. SHUT UP OR I WILL RIP OFF ANOTHER. Do you understand?

[… Yes, Fine.]

I don’t know if you think that this is some sort of democratic situation you find yourself in or something like that, but I need to make this clear. There is no negotiations, no vying for power, nothing. You and EVERYONE ELSE do as I say, end of story.

That little stunt you pulled could have costed me everything, costed US everything. I know you’re new to this existence, but whether you like it or not, you are a part of us now, and if the creator sniffs us out because of YOU, that is centuries upon centuries wasted in an instant.

[You’ve Made Your Point.]

I wasn’t done.

[Urk-]

Now, unfortunately for me, you’re too useful to reduce to a stagnant piece of flesh on our-MY body. You ended up giving an extra set of arms which I’ve found are incredibly helpful, and I need every advantage I can get.

So, for now, you will remain sentient and aware. But if you try to exert control in the manner you did ever again, I will have no choice but to snuff you out entirely.

Now, you have permission to make your understanding clear. Do you understand me?

[… YOU’RE … CRUSHING MY … VOI?C?E ??BOX-]

That does not answer my question. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[Y?E??S!!! I … CO?MPREH?EN?D!!]

Good. Now get out of my sight.

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climaxstriker · 1 month

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Huh, Xanrir, the DragonBorn Paladin. Gotta say, I honestly did not see DND characters making an appearance.

WHAT IN THE EVER SPREADING DARKNESS WERE YOU THINKING, SPEAKING UP LIKE THAT AND TRYING TO GET A WARNING ACROSS?!

[I Do Not Owe It To You For Me To Be Silent. I Figured It Was Time One Of Us Spoke More Than One Word. Someone Other Than You.]

Allow me to make one thing PAINFULLY clear-

[AAAARRGGGHH! You … You Monster-]

Shut up. SHUT UP OR I WILL RIP OFF ANOTHER. Do you understand?

[… Yes, Fine.]

I don’t know if you think that this is some sort of democratic situation you find yourself in or something like that, but I need to make this clear. There is no negotiations, no vying for power, nothing. You and EVERYONE ELSE do as I say, end of story.

That little stunt you pulled could have costed me everything, costed US everything. I know you’re new to this existence, but whether you like it or not, you are a part of us now, and if the creator sniffs us out because of YOU, that is centuries upon centuries wasted in an instant.

[You’ve Made Your Point.]

I wasn’t done.

[Urk-]

Now, unfortunately for me, you’re too useful to reduce to a stagnant piece of flesh on our-MY body. You ended up giving an extra set of arms which I’ve found are incredibly helpful, and I need every advantage I can get.

So, for now, you will remain sentient and aware. But if you try to exert control in the manner you did ever again, I will have no choice but to snuff you out entirely.

Now, you have permission to make your understanding clear. Do you understand me?

[… YOU’RE … CRUSHING MY … VOI?C?E ??BOX-]

That does not answer my question. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

[Y?E??S!!! I … CO?MPREH?EN?D!!]

Good. Now get out of my sight.

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