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cleverpaws · 6 minutes
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"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist
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cleverpaws · 10 minutes
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Rolan was 33? Dude he should have been at a worn down pub shot of vodka in hand head on the table confused as to why he was still single and had no interest in women at his age
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cleverpaws · 11 minutes
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Hey so funny story when I first started watching jrwi, Condifiction played Jay Ferin’s understated and grounded yet realistic femininity so well that I assumed Condi was a trans woman who just didn’t care about passing.
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cleverpaws · 19 minutes
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it's so funny how graffiti is like a non issue that effortlessly reveals peoples' reactionary tendencies.
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cleverpaws · 1 hour
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bitches just want us all to be perfectly perisex more than anything
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cleverpaws · 1 hour
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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.
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cleverpaws · 3 hours
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I almost forgot I can finally post the illustration I made for Infinity: a generation loss fanzine !!
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cleverpaws · 3 hours
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cleverpaws · 4 hours
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gonna be a big one under the cut
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cleverpaws · 6 hours
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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow
Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
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lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
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lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
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me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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cleverpaws · 6 hours
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"well if it's not androgynous what should a nonbinary person look like??" ***EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER SOUND*** WRONG!!!! YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!!!!!!! NOBODY "SHOULD" ANYTHING!!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT QUEERNESS IS ABOUT!!!!! GO TO THE CALM DOWN CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE JUST SAID.
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cleverpaws · 6 hours
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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags
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cleverpaws · 11 hours
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Being on the internet with OCD is like “I want to post a picture of my outfit because I look bomb but what if my full address and National Insurance number is written in the reflection of this random public bathroom mirror and I didn’t notice”
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cleverpaws · 12 hours
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oh no cigarettes for me thanks i just wanted to be in this dank alleyway with you
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cleverpaws · 12 hours
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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
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cleverpaws · 18 hours
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cleverpaws · 18 hours
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slime teacher: I want this essay in 12 point font Slimes New Roman
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