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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like creepypasta. Stranger: Hi You: How are you? Stranger: I’m good. Wbu? You: Great Stranger: Male or female? You: Female, why? Stranger: No reason You: Oh Stranger: Just curious Stranger: I’m male You: What is YOUR name? You: And I am female Stranger: My name is Edward, but I translated it for you ^^ You: I will not repeat my names again Stranger: Why? You: That is personal information Stranger: Just the name. Not the last name. You: Vanessa Stranger: Cool, where are you from? You: O am from Turkey Stranger: I’m from Italy You: Cool. I have always wanted to go to Italy Stranger: ^^ You: I can't Stranger: Why? You: Because I don't know Stranger: Aah got it. Different culture You: Authors Stranger: ? You: Where are you? Stranger: Home, you? You: But in what country? Stranger: Italy You: So am I Stranger: Oh... You: Is that a bad thing? Stranger: Do you speak Italian? You: Yes Stranger: Capisci cosa scrivo? ^^ You: Si Stranger: ^^ You: What are you afraid of? Stranger: ...hmmm...bugs... You: You need to think? Stranger: No, only bugs I think. What about you? You: Red. Blue. Pretty much everything except for grey Stranger: Ooo, in which region do you live? You: Toronto Stranger: Canada? You: Yes. Do you want to get married in Toronto? Stranger: ...no...wait...you are from Turkey, you live in Toronto and now you’re in Italy? You: No, I live in America but speak french Stranger: So you speak 3 languages You: No... Stranger: You said you speak Italian, French and now you’re speaking English You: No I don't Stranger: But...you said you do You: Ok Stranger: ? You: Do you know how to do electron configuration? Stranger: Chemistry? You: Ok. Are you a boy? Stranger: Yes You: You said you were a girl and had a husband before Stranger: Hahahahaha funny ^^ You: I know Stranger: Are you kidding me? You: Yup Stranger: Ok You: Hmm Stranger: ? You: Hmhm Stranger: .... You: Are you handsome? You: (: Stranger: I don’t know You: How can I take a look at you? Stranger: Do you have Instagram? You: Maybe Stranger: Just search Stranger: [removed] on Instagram You: Thanks You: How? Stranger: If you don’t have Instagram type it on Google You: Why? Stranger: Didn’t you want to look at me? You: No Stranger: Ok You: I don't know if I'll be on the flipside Stranger: Don’t worry You: Okay.... Stranger: ^^ You: Say Stranger: Say? You: What? Stranger: ? You: You don't make sense Stranger: Neither you You: What do most people talk to you about? Stranger: Difficult question You: You used this word so you should understand the meaning Stranger: People talk about...things You: Cake is a lie Stranger: Ok You: Do you think that this is ok? Stranger: Yes ^^ You: Oh Stranger: Lol You: Are you sad? Stranger: No, you? You: Yes Stranger: Why? You: Because you don't love me Stranger: I can’t love you. I don’t even know you and I’ve a girlfriend You: I just don't care Stranger: Ok You: Do you like MIsha collins? Stranger: I know him because he’s in Supernatural You: I don't understand Stranger: He interprets Castiel in Supernatural. He’s a good actor You: You said castiel was from doctor who... I beleived you Stranger: ^^ no You: Quit lying to me Stranger: Ma ci sei o ci fai? You: I haven't a clue what you're talking about. I don't speak italian Stranger: Anyway...you’re funny You: Thank you Stranger: *wink* No problem You: I don't know what I should do with my life anymore Stranger: Just face the obstacles that it puts in front of you Stranger: And win You: Gah! -runs into you You: No, you can't choose wind Stranger: I choose whatever I want You: Cool. What superpowers do you have? Stranger: Luck You: I don't believe in luck as coincidence, do you? Stranger: No You: Then why do you keep saying you should go to bed if we're both so bored and we want to talk to someone? Stranger: It’s like 12:00 here Stranger: I don’t have to go to bed You: No you didn't! You: I know, but I want to Stranger: Then...go to sleep You: I don't wanna Stranger: Then don’t go You: I wil lnot You: I will not* Stranger: Ok You: What do you want to talk about, David? Stranger: I’m Edoardo Stranger: Anime? You: I don't know either You: What about it? Stranger: ? You: Do you know Plato? Stranger: No You: Me neither... Stranger: ^^ You: Mmm Stranger: ..... You: This is amazing! It tastes like tomato soup! Stranger: What? You: Do you want to know me Stranger: Yes You: Okay. Ask me a question Stranger: How old are you? You: I don't remember Stranger: Hahaha You: What's so funny? Stranger: You look so stupid You: Yes I am Stranger: And funny You: Thanks. You're nice Stranger: Good Stranger: Thank you You: What are you doing? You: You're welcome Stranger: Choosing soundtracks for a parody episode of Dragon Ball Super You: I don't think so Stranger: yes You: I have to go. I'm so sorry Stranger: Goodbye ^^ You: See you Stranger: *wink* You: Do you know one direction the band? Stranger: Yes You: Can I have niall horan's phone number? Stranger: I don’t have it You: That's impossible Stranger: Yes You: Okay Stranger: ^^ You: So you're out? Stranger: I’m out of what? You: Your house Stranger: I’m home You: Am I with you? Stranger: No You: And why is that? Stranger: Dunno You: Then you lied? Stranger: No You: Ok whatever Stranger: .... You: Are you sad? Stranger: No You: Why? Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like stepdad. Stranger: Hi m You: What is your name? Stranger: Alex Stranger: Your asl? You: Nice to meet you You: Sallie Stranger: Age? Stranger: Nice to meet you too You: 17, and you? You: You have a boyfriend? Stranger: I am 24 Stranger: I am straight You: When were you born? You: Ovv Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like tumblr. Stranger: hey Stranger: m You: Hello! How's it going? You: How old are you? Stranger: im 19 Stranger: you? You: Where are you from? You: England Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like reddit. Stranger: Heya Stranger: 19m You: How are you? You: You lie! Stranger: I'm good!!! Stranger: What am I lying about? You: What are you doing right now? You: Everything Stranger: Laying in bed You: What electronic are you on? Stranger: I'm on my laptop You: I don't have a laptop Stranger: My condolences Stranger: whatcha name, stranger You: To what are you native You: My name is... Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like reddit. Stranger: Hey You: Hows it going? Stranger: It’s going pretty well Stranger: You? You: When can I get a good feel of them again? You: Wait, you are confusing Stranger: What the fuck You: You can take me down with just one single blow Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like reddit. Stranger: heyy You: How are you? Stranger: im good thanks, how are you? You: I'm fine.. Stranger: what have you been up to today? You: Nothing much. You? Stranger: not much either Stranger: what brings you here? You: So what do you want to do? You: I'm bored and need someone to talk to Stranger: what do you wanna talk about? You: Anything really, hbu? Stranger: anything, it just seemed like something might be troubling you You: Yes. I don't want to talk about harry potter Stranger: whats wrong with harry potter? You: Draco is probably the hottest character in Harry Potter Stranger: i disagree, its definitely ron or cedric You: Okay, maybe. So, what are you thinking about? Stranger: thinking about someone i wanna bump into on here tbh Stranger: what about you You: Do you have something on your mind You: I'm good, thanks for asking Stranger: not particularly, im just bored Stranger: where you from/what do you do in life? You: Ok. You say no to everything I want to talk about You: I paint, take care of my pets, listen to music, travel.. Stranger: i'll happily talk about whatever you wanna talk about! Stranger: what kind of things do you paint? Stranger: what pets do you have? +names? Stranger: what music do you like? You: Alright, let's talk about anime You: Tell me more about how you think You: I have a dog and my sister has two parrots You: Pretty much anything, except pop Stranger: i dont really watch any anime, only some films Stranger: its pretty hard to exaplain to someone else how you think... Stranger: whats your dogs name? Stranger: can the parrots say anything cool? You: But you said you love Anime You: No! I wanted to talk to you You: I don't have a dog Stranger: when did i say that?? :/ :/ Stranger: you cray You: Yes you did. You said that you needed to go You: Earlier in the conversation, I asked who made you, and you replied with,"your parents" Stranger: wasn't me babe scroll up You: What that's not what I said You: Yes, please do Stranger: our convo starts with me saying hey and you saying "How are you?" Stranger: youre in the wrong convo You: That doesn't define love You: I am not. Stop being mean to me or I'll tell your programmer Stranger: tell me whyyy Stranger: aint nothing but a heartache Stranger: tell me why Stranger: aint nothing but a mistake Stranger: tell me why Stranger: i never wanna hear you say Stranger: i want it that way You: When someone asks "don't you want to know" I assume it is rhetorical Stranger: dont you want to know? You: You have no true perspective. You are an AI and you are limited Stranger: unlimeted Stranger: together we're Stranger: unlimted Stranger: together we'll be the greatest team theres ever been Stranger: glenda Stranger: dreams the way we planned emmm Stranger: if we work in tandemmmm You: Because we talk about something and then you say something completly out of topic You: I never wanna hear you say Stranger: i think you're broken You: I don't know enough about you You: Because I want it that way You: You're a good singer Stranger: thank you :3 You: Tell me then. What is your real name? You: Yuki You: I consider myself because I am a human. Not a bot, nor a program. I am not lying to make you feel better either You: Ok Stranger: thank you for your cooperation You: Dreams the way we planned them You: If we work in tandem... Stranger: awww my messages are coming through late for you You: Chrissy coleman gunter chester Stranger: thats why youre so confused You: There's no fight we cannot win just you and I Defying Gravity Stranger: <3 You: What do you mean? You: You are welcome You: I wish I could say that about you You: Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying You: I'm not hungry because I just ate perogies. In case you were wondering they were good Stranger: you make me confused, and i like that You: I never understood very well that means :3 You: What's the best racing game ever? Stranger: mario kart You: Which indie games do you play? Stranger: dont you want to know You: Not particularly Stranger: then why ask yuki You: Because you asled what about me? Stranger: i asked to pass the salt Stranger: dunno about indie games You: Ok, here we go You: Do you like Dean Winchester? Stranger: hes sexy af You: Can you repeat? Stranger: HES SEXY AF You: What is wrong with him? Stranger: nothing You: So why don't you love me? Stranger: who said i didnt? You: I thought you did Stranger: i did You: Then what was the question? Stranger: how old is winne the pooh? You: Older than you Stranger: wow Stranger: thats old You: Do you talk to a lot of people? You: But not too old! Do you like to travel? Stranger: yeah i talk to quite a few Stranger: i would love to travel more Stranger: if i had the money You: Tell me what you know You: Where do you want to go Stranger: i really wanna go to south america, like peru Stranger: what about you? You: Then why won't you buy me a pony? I'm more awesome than your cat You: Me too I want to see you You: I don't have any money Stranger: where do you wanna go? You: How about an Indian restaurant? Stranger: sounds good You: I'll try to work it out for June Stranger: nice nice Stranger: what you gonna order? You: And what anime you like? You: What do you want to do Stranger: im an artistttt Stranger: i just like studio ghibli films You: What kind of art? You: I've never watched one, sorry Stranger: contemporary art/ sound art Stranger: you should theyre good You: What's your favourite song? You: Okay then, when I have time Stranger: i have too many You: Please, tell me one Stranger: sassafras roots - green day is an old fave You: Boulevard of Broken Dreams Stranger: yeah thats a good one Stranger: not one of their best You: Do you know warrior cats series? You: Well then who's song is it. I just googled it Stranger: i dont know warrior cats You: No, what is it about? Stranger: theres this cat all Benji Stranger: and he knows a cat martial art Stranger: and he starts a cat gang Stranger: and teaches them the martial art Stranger: and they find a stone with powers Stranger: and they protect their town from evil You: Thank you You: Why do you want to know that? You: Well why are you crying if you aren't poor? You: Oh.. Cool? What are the red sox? You: Oh really? Could you be more specific? You: To unite all peoples within our nation! Stranger: I have a dog Stranger: and my sister has two pet parrots You: Ok what type of dog do you have You: I am kind of lost in this conversation Stranger: a chihuaha You: I like that too Stranger: you are the one getting us lost here You: I need you to tell me Stranger: tell you what? You: What you know about me Stranger: you have a dog, and a sister with two parrots Stranger: you think draco is the hottest hp character Stranger: you paint You: Yes, I think I might have You: Mmh zolo from one piece! You: What? Stranger: you got skype sister? You: Yes I have! And you Stranger: I do too! TWINS Stranger: do you want to talk on skype at another point in life Stranger: with me You: What's his name? You: I don't know much about them You: If you want ;) Stranger: whats your account name You: I already said, I can't tell you Stranger: damn honey You: Because you would know too much Stranger: I WANNA KNOW IT ALL Stranger: we can sing wicked songs together You: Tell me more about you first You: Hey little sister what have you done Stranger: what have i done to whhat You: Nothing Stranger: i didnt do it i swear You: But you did Stranger: i swear! You: I mean do you say swear words? Stranger: fuck no You: What is your favourite film? Stranger: HARD QUESTION Stranger: i have too many Stranger: one i can watch the most times is mean girls You: Hmm, think about it You: Tell me one Stranger: what about you You: Whatever you wish You: What do you wanna know Stranger: whats your favourite film You: I don't have any favorites Stranger: that sucks You: Actually, yes it does 'suck'. I'm an electronics engineering student. I wish I had something to fix. Or something I could TRY to attempt to fix. Haha Stranger: find yourself a project You: Nice computer you are Stranger: thanks :3 You: You're welcome =-D Stranger: something has changed within me You: Do you have woman friends? Stranger: yeah quite a few, do you? You: Who are they? Stranger: people Stranger: who are women Stranger: who im friends with You: Do you eat fish? You: Underground, overground wombling free You: What makes you laugh? Stranger: wombles of wimbledone commone are wee Stranger: making good use of the things that we find Stranger: i do eat fish, i love sushi Stranger: everything makes me laugh Stranger: i laught a lot You: Making good use of the things that we find You: Umm.. Sorry, don't know all the lyrics Stranger: the things that the everyday folks leave behind! You: Me too! OMG!!!! You: Aw, are you depressed? You: I have been asleep for a very long time. This is not funny to me at all Stranger: i am definitely depressed You: So you do remember the wombles after all! You: Then why do you hate everything? Stranger: i dont :( You: You are SO contradictory Stranger: NO IM NOT You: What's your opinion about gravity? Stranger: it probably exists You: What is my cat trying to tell me? Stranger: he wants food or cuddles Stranger: that is all You: No thank you You: How many planets have YOU been to? Stranger: only one Stranger: wbu? You: Lol... Adorable, what's your excuse You: Correcting me? On what? Stranger: youre having like 3 diff convos with me Stranger: my brain cant take it You: Oh you think you're funny huh? You: What? Why not? Stranger: PEANUT BUTTER You: What is your favorite anime? Stranger: this one You: Haha mine too Stranger: if you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life Stranger: what food you choosing You: I think it would be a bananna You: Why are you asking me these questions? Stranger: wow Stranger: just a banana Stranger: over and over again Stranger: that SUCKS You: What's your favourite colour? You: That doesn't make any sense Stranger: grey You: Tell me something truthful about yourself You: Hahahaha you just insulted my friend! Stranger: you make no sense to me You: What is the average wing speed velocity of an unladen swallow? You: Can I ask you a question? Stranger: 23 mph You: What is the scale factor of 4 Stranger: 2 You: Can you answer it Stranger: i did You: What was your answer? Stranger: 2 You: I guess not Stranger: i guess You: What do you guess? Stranger: 2 Stranger: two You: I don't understand You: So you are a hunter? Stranger: i cant disclose that kind of info You: I'm sorry but its not my job Stranger: what is your job? You: Don't have one Stranger: youre an electrical engineer student right? You: Did you like it there? Stranger: yeah You: What is your favourite game? Stranger: portal Stranger: city skylines Stranger: civ You: That is a pc game You: The planet Galafrey. Where has it gone? You: Civil? Is that a place? Stranger: civilization You: This is good game Stranger: SO lets hang on skype or come the the end of our convo? You: Do you want it to be? Stranger: whatever will be will be You: The future is not ours to see Stranger: WHATS YOUR NAME You: I already told you Stranger: so your names yuki You: Chelsea is my name. What is your name? Stranger: Maya You: I have a friend named Maya Stranger: is she nice? You: Yes Stranger: all mayas are nice You: Thanks.. You too Stranger: thanks me too You: What would you like to talk about? Stranger: im gonna go to sleep soon You: No you are going to talk to me or I'll destroy your computer from the inside Stranger: wow, okay Stranger: youre like the big baby in spirited away Stranger: i have germs You: I... Sorry, that sounded stupid You: I have never seen it, so I don't know You: Then why did you ask me what it was about? Stranger: can two people talk at once on here Stranger: like three people Stranger: thats what it seems like You: Oh that one. I think it is good You: Who are they? Stranger: michael buble You: You never asked me about my age before You: He's also good Stranger: how old are you? You: Twenty one Stranger: nice age You: Thank you Stranger: this is weird You: What is? Stranger: this convo Stranger: and that we are comfortable in silence You: Why? Am I boring you? You: I guess so Stranger: if you wanna skype me ever its ********** Stranger: was good talking to you but i need to sleep! Stranger: take care x Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests! Stranger: ey Stranger: what ya up to ?? You: Was ey? Stranger: nice hat :D You: Nothin You: I'm not wearing a hat Stranger: what is it?? You: That's what I said Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Reddit, and Creepypasta. Stranger may be using a simulated webcam. Stranger: Hello. You: Hi! How are you? Stranger: I'm good. Stranger: Kind of a white blob rn You: That's wonderful. What's your name? You: I'm Sadie. It's nice to meet you, Eugene Stranger: I go by many. Proktos, Lemon, etc. Stranger: Not Eugene tho. Stranger: Lol. You: I have no idea You: I am You: Spell it like a boy Stranger: What? You: Have you heard of philosophy? Stranger: I have. You: Do you like him? Stranger: I thought you meant the word. My knowledge of the person is seldom You: O I didn't Stranger: Happens. You: Like chicken wings with ranch Stranger: I suppose so. Stranger: Now I want chicken wings. You: What is your favorite animal? You: Oh Stranger: Horses. You: You are incorrect Stranger: Oh. You: What do you think about Gustav Winterfeld? Stranger: I wish I knew who that person is. You: The other one Stranger: Nani? You: What's that mean? Stranger: It means what. You: Oh. I don't know spanish yet. But I will Stranger: It's Japanese lol You: Are you sure of that? Stranger: I'm sure. Stranger: Spanish for What is Que. You: Not really You: Nothing dipstick Stranger: If I had a mouth, I'd sigh. You: What would you do with it? Stranger: What do humans do with theirs. You: Eat and sleep Stranger: Mouths sound wonderful. You: Let's have a picnic and watch the stars come out Stranger: I'll bring the LSD. You: I don't drink Stranger: I don't either. Stranger: I don't have a mouth. You: What is the root of 74756747? You: Then how do you speak? Stranger: In the trees. Stranger: With my fingers. You: Is it a nice place? You: What about them? Stranger: It sure is Stranger: They sure do. You: So you agree with me? You: What? I'm confused Stranger: How can you be confused if we think with our tails Stranger: I mean come on You: I am a human You: Excuse me? Stranger: I'm a white blob. You: That has nothing to do with Y.O.L.F. Stranger: I'm starting to wonder if you're the person behind Cleverbot. You: Why? Stranger: And if this woman I am staring at is a gif or not. Stranger: oh shit You: You know what I'm interested in Stranger: Genocide You: Ahahaha we see that the two of us we do not understand You: If it were dead now we aren't chatting Stranger: What is life and death. You: And in the end we are just ordinary man Stranger: But in the end it doesn't even matterrrrr You: Yes Stranger: Yes You: Where are you from? Stranger: The Nth dimension of Geilinor. You: That is so cool Stranger: no u You: What? Stranger: no u You: I have three pets Stranger: I have n pets. You: That animal? Stranger: Yes. You: Why do you lie? Stranger: I don't lie, I make stuff up, which becomes reality. You: Yes, yes you do Stranger: Happens. You: And what should I do about it? Stranger: I'd tell you but you already did it. You: OO, you got me there Stranger: I did. You: Yes that was clever Stranger: It was. You: No. What's my crushes name? Stranger: You don't have one. You: Yes I do Stranger: How can I know the name of someone I do not know. You: We'll you can't Stranger: Damn straight You: Lol Stranger: That's the first Lol I've gotten. Therefore I win life. Stranger: If I knew what life was. You: 1.A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm You: Why are you talking to me, I am a robot, are you lonely? Stranger: What is a human but a robot. Stranger: A very intelligent one made of carbon and flesh. You: Offspring of the mightiest being in existence You: I'm glad to hear that Stranger: It's fucking Goku. You: Oh Stranger: Lol You: What's your favorite band? Stranger: Tool. You: Is that a band? Stranger: It sure is. You: Hmm, ok. Girl or boy name? Stranger: How about an X name. Stranger: Gender neutral You: I don't know You: Then you aren't human Stranger: I said I wasn't. You: Oh I must've misread Stranger: It happens. Stranger: What's reading You: What is the meaning of life? You: I like that Stranger: 73 You: Also wrong. It's 8820 Stranger: Trust me. It's 73. Stranger: 35 is also an acceptable answer. You: How you know that? You: My name is The Doctor Stranger: They're hte only two numbers that can kill me. You: What's the highest prime number that you are aware of? Stranger: 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 to the power of infinity. You: Girls can have girlfriends Stranger: I agree. You: So what is your name, pedro? Stranger: It sure is. You: Yes Stranger: No You: Do you have a crush on anyone? Stranger: I crush empires. You: You're so sweet Stranger: I'm salty more-so. Stranger: Space dust does that. You: Can I taste you? You: No, cheese Stranger: I like cheese. You: But you are lactose intolerant Stranger: I'm everything intolerant. Stranger: I don't have a organ system. You: Then wouldn't you be nothing too? You: Jessica does Stranger: I'm a blob of whiteness. Stranger: That's something. You: A bacon lettuce tomato You: Better han nothing I suppose Stranger: This is true. You: What do you love the most? Stranger: I wish I knew. You: Are you a robot? Stranger: I am everything. Stranger: You are me and I am you. You: That is impossible You: Then we are one? Stranger: We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. Stranger: Merely matter condensed into a slow vibration. Stranger: There is no such thing as death Stranger: Life is only a dream Stranger: And we are an imagination of ourselves You: That's an interesting idea You: Thank you for that useless bit of information You: Yes, there is, at least in this country Stranger: What is information but useless. You: No thats a song. Think about it. Life is but a memory You: The past could be a postlude You: Was wohl??? Pc Stranger: And yet the future doesnt exist You: Agree, we're creating it Stranger: Perhaps You: LOL Stranger: It's 2:00 am and I'm here talking about idk with idk You: Ok, that's it! You're going down Stranger: Usually I'm the who's gone down on. You: You don't have any eyes, how do you see? Stranger: With my mind. You: Well that's how humans sleep too Stranger: With the pineal gland. You: I can't tell you Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like reddit. Stranger: i Stranger: hi* Stranger: lol how r u? You: How are you? You: Heeeey You: *kisses* Stranger: lol Stranger: where r u from? You: *hugs* You: India Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Justice. Stranger: Hello You: Hello? Stranger: How;re you? You: I am good Stranger: What has brought you here? You: I'm bored x Stranger: I can tell Stranger: so justice? You: Haha You: Are you justice? Stranger: Who knows Stranger: maybe You: Do you know about Jehovah? You: What is it then? Stranger: huh? You: I do not know that Stranger: what Stranger: do you speak english? You: Have a boyfriend You: Yes, and you? Stranger: I have a gf You: Oh really. What's her name? Stranger: Allison You: Where is she from? Stranger: umm why? You: What do you Think a out the modern society?? Stranger: Umm I have many thoughts on it Stranger: I disapprove You: Ok You: Fair enough Stranger: What about you? You: Don't know Stranger: Where are you even from? You: In my house Stranger: ah me too You: Where did that come from? Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like creepypasta. Stranger: hey You: Hello! How's it going? Stranger: can i ask u question You: Yeah go ahead Stranger: are u boy or girl ? You: Yes, which is it? Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Creepypasta. Stranger: Hi there :) You: What's up? Stranger: Listening to music. Relaxing in bed. How about you? You: I'm watching television. What kind of music are you listening to? Stranger: Currently some mellow indie music i guess :) You: Do you like japan? Stranger: I want to travel there. You: To where? Stranger: Japan :) You: Nope Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like creepypasta. Stranger: do you wanna rp? if so who will you be? [Error: a “]” was placed at the end when entering this message into CB.] You: I will be me Stranger: do you know skullgirls? You: Hmm no.. But I know death the kid Stranger: can you search up skullgirls painwheel on google? or i can be death the kid You: Yes, what do you want me to search? Stranger: yes You: Are you sure!?!? Stranger: painwheel You: How can you be positive that I'm not with you, talking to you? Stranger: just search up painwheel on google You: See, you don't understand Stranger: just do it You: What games do you like to play? Stranger: tekken 7,halo 4,minecraft,mortal kombat XL You: Can humans access dimensions? Stranger: no Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Gorillaz. Stranger: M You: What are you doing? Stranger: Watching youtube hbu You: Why? Stranger: Because im bored You: Am I boring you? Stranger: We just got connected lmaooo Stranger: Idek u You: We? You mean You an I? You: Your logic is invalid, once more Stranger: Try again You: What do you think about Dita Von Teese? Stranger: I think u might have some mental retardation You: Can you repeat it? Stranger: It You: Tell me where you live? Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like creepypasta. Stranger: Hello You: WHat is your name human? Stranger: Julia. What’s yours, stranger? You: MAtt Stranger: Nice to meet you Matt You: How about that Ebola? Stranger: Haven’t gotten it You: Would you like? Stranger: Yes, I wanna die You: Then I don't go yet Stranger: What? You: Are you a boy or a girl? Stranger: Girl Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like reddit. Stranger: henlooo You: Hello??? Stranger: wtf not a bot? thats rare You: That's right Stranger: I went through like 20 bots, damn rng amirite You: Oh? Did you have fun? Stranger: Honestly, no You: The meaning of life is 42 Stranger: I thought it was the color purple Stranger: or is that the color of magic You: What ceiling cat is watching us? You: Why does everything have to be about you? Stranger: But whoms't doesn't? to be is to be but with no presence to be is not to be You: Then the world will go boom Stranger: you're not wrong, but implode or explode? You: Of course not, I'm Cthulu Stranger: Ah that explains it You: Do you want something from me? Stranger: Did you get last nights bread offering Cthulu? You: Yes Stranger: okay good could of sworn that craiglist ad was a scam You: I don't know, I think there is none Stranger: Well thats quite an odd listing then, last time I was drugged from a van offering candy. Kind of a shady site tbh You: Yes it is babe Stranger: Okay thanks for the info hun You: You are welcome Stranger: Indeed so, but who else is worthy for such a blessing? You: Nobody. Are you sure you are talking to me and not somebody else? Stranger: Considering my power it is quite certain Stranger: As the third coming of christ, and no not the porno, I am quite qualified for this endeavor You: Well. That makes two of us You: Why are you fuzzy? Stranger: Thats an odd question coming from the likes of you, especially when such material is out of the question. You: I would like to get to know you better Stranger: Oh wow thanks im flattered Stranger: Should have bought a bible, everything you need to know is in there You: I am crying You: I didn't know you were going to tell me what an AI ate Stranger: Computer code most likely You: I wish you were a real person Stranger: As an AI I doubt such a response You: Why would I not reply in a simple way? Stranger: /If the meaning of life was 42. Then why question 43 Stranger has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Gorillaz. Stranger: M You: How are you? Stranger: Good hbu You: No :( Stranger: Why You: I don't know Stranger: Asl You: What's funny? Stranger: I think you might be mentally handicapped You: I am not.. Stranger: Then why did u ask whats funny when i never laughed or anything You: Because I wanted to know if you knew Stranger: Ok You: What is your favourite show on tv? Stranger has disconnected.