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clderoberts · 2 years
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clderoberts · 2 years
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Sex in the City is back tonight!!!
Matt 12/9/21
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clderoberts · 2 years
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Matt is struggling coming out of quarantine. He ate a pancake like a taco and instead of using hand sanitizer, he poured water onto his hands.
Matt at trivia night 11/18/21
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clderoberts · 3 years
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“A grown man should not be having sex with a baby.”
- Linda in reference to a YouTube video she watched about adult fetishes
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clderoberts · 4 years
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Trivia Host: Who is the only singer to win Grammy awards in the Rap, Gospel, R&B, and Pop categories?
Matt: Dolly Parton!
Beth: Does she rap?
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clderoberts · 4 years
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“'I feel that Matt would like it here. They have really good tomatoes.'
- Keely
June 20, 2012 at Sonic
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clderoberts · 4 years
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Why would the fish be in the water?
Ruby talking about pedicures
1/25/2020
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clderoberts · 4 years
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Where is driest place on earth?
The Marianna Trench
Beth
1/15/2020
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clderoberts · 4 years
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You know who I miss? Michelle Branch. It’s time for her to come back.
Matt
12/31/19
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clderoberts · 4 years
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Did I cry over Teddy Roosevelt last night?
Corinne
1/1/20
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clderoberts · 4 years
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If you’re an amputee and you get a woman preganant, will the kid have all of its limbs?
Matt
11/23/19
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clderoberts · 4 years
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The Redskins are just as likely to win the Super Bowl as they are the World Series.
Nick on the way to the World Series parade
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clderoberts · 5 years
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Steven, we should have gotten you a catheter.
Matt referring to Steven’s Halloween costume
10/26/19
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clderoberts · 5 years
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He got 112 thousand likes! That’s a third of the population of the United States!
Matt
10/6/19
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clderoberts · 5 years
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Matt: “Beth, did you just give yourself a high five?”
Beth: “well yeah, nobody else gives me high fives.”
~Beth after not running over a human at night crossing a sidewalk.
10/2/19
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clderoberts · 5 years
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I’M WIDE AWAKE!
Monica
The trip to AC in March 2013 where 10 of us slept in the same room
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