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you should explode. this isnt a hate anon i just think you would benefit from the enrichment
this is single handedly the funniest ask ive ever gotten
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clarisse: i’m gonna kill you!
percy: oh really? how original. i’ve died so many times my gravestone says BRB instead of RIP on it
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So I am sitting here playing solitaire on the Linkin Park website, and the computer LOST THE FOUR OF CLUBS! It literally is missing a card!
There is nowhere it could be hiding! The four of clubs is just not there!
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How is anyone supposed to be normal after that. G-d looked back at me for a minute
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when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet
I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.
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#my home screen is dune fan art#but it’s just a distance shot of a guy walking along a large orange sand dune so idk if it counts but im counting it#my lockscreen is a image of a full moon with ‘fear is the mind killer’ in yellow text at the bottom#loved the dune movies and i’m throughly enjoying the first book rn
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twitter amazes me. shoutout to all the john lesbians
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i love it when people trap the warden in minecraft by making a moving piston that makes noise so the warden just quietly stares at it. ipad baby
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people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.
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🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚I'm throwing eggs at you 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚 egg attack
🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳����🍳 im cooking them faster 🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳🍳than you can throw them
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Self care is writing fan fiction that you are the sole target audience for.
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sebstan best dressed award for the gay liam payne themed met gala that he's attending in his mind
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