yo mama presence so calming she sits in the barn during stormy weather to help the animals

Happy May.

”getting thicker skin” is great in theory but I think for some people “get better at handling your thin skin” is gonna be way more helpful advice. I have strong emotional reactions to criticism and they might never go away, but i can continue to try and handle each situation maturely and that’s the important part. Sometimes irrational feelings are chronic and living with them is better than trying to beat yourself up into not having them.

ANATOMY

Look at that thats pretty cool

oh so when other people say "eat the rich" it's a rallying cry for the working class, but when i, sweeney todd,

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

it's ok to be horny! it's good to be perverted! your sexuality isn't shameful and the things that turn you on are good and should be celebrated!!! even if its weird!!!! especially if it's weird and fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!

all art is pixel art if you zoom in enough..

Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me

do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever

far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

Annoying everyone with my new obsession

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