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No matter how hard he tries his vehicles will never be Robin proof.
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Jason: so uh. I called B dad the other day? It just felt right in the moment? And he got all teary eyed and then hugged me? But I haven't seen him since then???
Dick: hmm. Yeah. Totally unrelated, but how much do you weight?
Jason: Uh. 240-250 ish?? Why??
Dick: give him another week or so, he's getting there.
Meanwhile Bruce in the cave:
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golly gee willikers 😨
(i havent thought of a name for fem dick help me out)
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It is November of 1893. You have just killed a vampire. Exhausted and worn, you close your eyes and rest.
You wake up. It is May of 1893. You are on a train en route to Transylvania. Your diary says you have had queer dreams lately.
You try to believe it.
(An old woman puts a rosary in your hands. You accept it without question.)
You are a guest in a castle you have never been in before (you recognize every hallway and know without trying that every door is locked). Your host is a man you have never met before (you killed him you killed him you killed him he had turned to dust and there was blood on the snow).
One morning you cut yourself while shaving.
There is nobody behind you in the pocket mirror’s reflection.
You turn fast, and the razor is like a Kukri knife in your hand.
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i love when people draw 2 characters cuddling and it looks like this
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me teaching my pet vampire how to adapt to human society
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imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal
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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!
unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!
tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.
bonus rules:
you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny
take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)
apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender
have fun and be yourself!
#im a dracozolt and my parter is psyduck#literally screamed out loud i love dracozolt so much#and psyduck is also a favourite of mine because of my lil guy from scarlet called dr quackers#who i performed illegal world-breaking science with <3
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obsessed with the april fools day joke from the another crab's treasure devs
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and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)
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bought an item on etsy and the store shut down and disappeared the second i got the package in the mail. classic cursed object story but instead of a cursed object its a skyrim shirt
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*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*
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