The chunky TV, the MySpace emo, Ouran highschool host club… those were the days.

I smoke weed and my dick fall off

Stop trying to be influencers we need good tumblr gifers now more than ever

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to miss the application window

English added by me :)

Not Karl..

Thinking about 13 Latvias again

pick one you bald genderless idiot

I hit a pothole (a Michigan pothole so basically a sinkhole) today and my check engine light came on. I don’t have one of those computer plugins to reset the light and I knew it was just a sensor that got knocked so I was just like “well let’s see if this works” and on the way home I swerved and hit the pothole again and the check engine light turned off

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.