shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now

favourite selfship dynamic ever has GOT to be "this is an objectively evil character But What If I Was Their Favourite" . literally SO fucking real . and i AM their favourite . they told me so and they would never lie to me. sorry that they lied TO YOU but they wouldnt do that to me. im just built different

date a robot who's NOT sorry for what they've done

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Feels like those Christmas movie scenes when there's someone standing outside in the rain looking into the store at the gift of their dreams when there's a game With A Guy In It that you want but you don't have the console for. Though it may be a good thing keeping the game away cause I would be posting the most insane down bad borderline not safe for this blog shit if I had it

favourite selfship dynamic ever has GOT to be "this is an objectively evil character But What If I Was Their Favourite" . literally SO fucking real . and i AM their favourite . they told me so and they would never lie to me. sorry that they lied TO YOU but they wouldnt do that to me. im just built different

It's boopin' time self-shippers! Happy april fool's day! Your f/os are on their way to boop you right now!

"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

bee boyfriend (bug fables s/i)

ppl be like "imagine ur otp" yeah thanks ill imagine myself and this fictional character whos so deeply in love with me

he (fictional) wants me so bad

I am so normal about him

Kicking my feet and giggling at a robot who has committed irreversible devastation to mankind

he wants me so bad (he’s fictional and i read a fanfic about him)

That "what does your f/o think about you" quiz is so funny to watch in my notes. Itll go dead silent with no notes for months, then one person reblogs it and it sparks a chain reaction that destroys my notifications for weeks.

When I made it, I didnt think many people would see it. I put the meow meow answer as a joke for one of my friends. But since it got popular, seeing peoples reaction to getting that option is so funny. Some people are confused, "I'm their... meow meow????" But some people are like

*bangs on table*

Smiling and giggling and blushing and swinging my feet and when you look at my screen its a brick with "hate" written on it