as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.

the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text

I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?

Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

DJ bunny rabbit has got the whole club burrowing into the soft loam of the dance floor

The Academic grew furious, "b-but he's extraversal! he has toon force! he's metafictional!" The Old Man sagely shook his head. "No. He can't beat Goku."

How did he sneak a homemade blunderbuss up behind a high profile politician in the middle of the day like that? Was he in a cartoon burglar outfit and tip toeing?

メシくれよなのです

Give me dinner💢

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

it's cool how these cost almost as much as my house

I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

You can tell that Laios has an accent. His letters are more squishy and soft and Marcille's are more angular. He pronounces a ㅁ like it's an ㅇ.