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sorry for not posting for like 3 days lol go drink some water or something

The premades girls in their scripted wedding dress! ✨

(Poses references from various vintage sewing pattern books)

okay look, the real reason that zepotha shit is never gonna be Goncharov (besides it being a marketing ploy) is because Goncharov was treated like a fandom (collaborative including celebrities, built upon over time, openly fictional) & zepotha is treated like a tiktok trend (no collaboration, dies fast, treated like reality recklessly). it doesn't matter if it's interesting or cool or what, they've been built on completely different foundations. you're comparing Spiderverse to Endgame here. hydrogen bomb VS coughing baby. zepotha will never have Lynda Carter & Martin Scorsese's approval.

ahahaha holy shit i tried uploading Dog Estrogen (Estrogen That Turns You Into A Dog) and tumblr immediately flagged it for violating the terms of service in some way

i may be a lot of things but i am, at least, not a heterosexual

i may be a lot of things but i am, at least, not a heterosexual

tumblr tabs if they didn't suck

it's mother

Pool, no ladder, walls. Immediately

NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi

I CANNOT STOP MAKING THESE PLZ SEND HELP