If you ever feel like you’ve made bad decisions just remember that somewhere out there is a theatre director at an all-white high school about to choose the spring musical

this too shall pass

me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

its been months since i heard anyone talk about mastodon

Misread your post and thought you said kaiju films were exploitative of the kaiju and I was baffled by this kind of niche cinema analysis

atomic blasts are actually very exhausting and bad for godzilla’s health and directors will make him do it up to twenty times for one film. he sometimes has to spend weeks recovering in the hospital afterwards. and godzilla is one of the most famous and best-paid kaiju, so just imagine what it’s like for lesser-known kaiju still trying to break into the industry. it’s a terrible but severely underdiscussed side of monster films 😔

I have strong opinions about this, and you may too. But if you add notes / comments please remember every one of these series has die hard fans who adore the show.

No room for I liked them all / other movies! Argh, tumblr, please give us just a few more poll options!

Today, her legal name is Cuts in Gravy. After her favorite food. Only on Cuts in Gravy day can she be called Cuts in Gravy…April 28…the most wonderful day of the year!!

dragongirl princess would be doing better in this war if she could resist eating her general-princesses long enough for them to relay her orders

screaming

at my job we have to go through a training program that teaches us the library of congress classification system, and when i was first being trained my boss started to boot it up and she gave me a really anxious and guilty look and said “listen, i’m really sorry in advance, there’s nothing i can do about this, just…. just try to get through it” and i was like lol what’s she talking about and then the program loaded and i was greeted with a deliriously funny-looking photoshopped wizard with glowing eyes pointing at some intro message like “AH YES, JUST AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD… APPRENTICE, YOU COME AT A TIME OF MOST DIRE NEED… YOU MUST LEARN OUR WAYS” and my boss just looked at me helplessly and was like “i’m so sorry. it’s like two hours long.”

thankfully it wasn’t an elaborate fever dream and i have found screenshots

I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people

Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

"this song is about this" "this song is about that" "this person wrote this song about this person" wrong all songs are about ocs ive made and ocs that have not yet come to pass