I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

wing chun, the martial art that shows you what to do if you’re at the market mincing pork with two cleavers and some other bastard with cleavers tries to start shit, or you’re navigating your riverboat downstream with a bargepole and some other bastard with a bargepole tries to start shit, or maybe he has cleavers and you have a pole, or you have cleavers and he has a pole, or even (worst case) neither of you have cleavers or poles and you just have to slap fight your way out of it, either way wing chun definitely has your back in these common situations.

Sometimes I’m watching a video game analysis video and I’m having a good time maybe I’ll check out more of this person’s content later and then they randomly start going on a rant about pissy games journalists who think that all games should have an easy mode and how stupid easy video games are and I have to click off

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!

[06/11/2023]

Everyone tagging that "Let's go back to talking about strong bugs" post with Kamen Rider made me think that yeah, Fudou would love a show about superhero bugs

learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

Good morning

sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.

not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:

people are really looking at stats to determine if a fic is worth reading? no wonder fics that never got popular at the first drop never had a chance 💀

The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

re: that last post, ive said it before and ill say it again: no one deserves to die (deserving is fake and death is bad) but some people need to be stopped and choose to make death the only way to stop them