christonaquacker
ChristOnAQuacker
Ducks are winning the evolutionary race. Operation time tends to be the devil's hour.
She/her
215 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
lvrchae
ʚɞ
crzygthumbs
Crazy Green Thumbs
zemantler
DIDKA
ebony-mature
I'm Your Mama's Boyfriend
thepatadonia
lera
Photo
Leon + being a silly little goose
RESIDENT EVIL 4 REMAKE (2023) dev. Capcom
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
Am I playing the Resident Evil 2 Remake even though I’m easily scared and avoid the horror genre like the plague just because I think Leon S Kennedy is hot?
*deep deep deep sigh* Yes. Yes I am 😔👊
14K notes
·
View notes
Video
Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell
385K notes
·
View notes
Text
kaito textpost edits dump from twitter along the years lol
916 notes
·
View notes
Photo
comics ft. dcmk merch will there be more? idk, there may be more.
*based on a true story. (not tests, but thank the power of Kudou Shinichi for getting me through the day of reports.
Keep reading
996 notes
·
View notes
Text
I’m procrastinating on work by procrastinating on a comic by drawing another comic
based on this.
1K notes
·
View notes
Note
I KNOW RIGHT I'm unfathomably sad that there are so few fics taking a look at Kaito growing up like Toichi "I'll become an intenationally renowned thief on this fine Parisian afternoon" Kuroba and CHIKAGE got together n made sure that their son grew up with all the skills to be a menace when the kid didn't even KNOW they were thieves? u could make a whole-ass sitcom out of that yet there's nobody talking abt it like :( sad
NO SERIOUSLY!!! you get it. you get it. they’re so funny. it’s a travesty that we don’t have this sitcom
kaito literally had to go through pretty much zero training to become kaitou kid bc his parents taught him everything he needed to know to be a phantom thief……. before he was 8 years old. kaito 100% grew up thinking that knowing how to pick locks and escape handcuffs was normal. toichi and chikage ALSO probably thought they were being normal. “what? aoko, you mean you haven’t gone through The Deadly Parkour Gauntlet with your dad yet? pssh don’t worry about it, we can do it together the next time my mom is home” like.
family bonding activities include friendly magic shows, “how long can we convince everyone at the park that we’re well-known celebrities,” and “fastest person to steal nakamori’s badge wins a cookie”
ppl in his 2nd grade class are like “man I’m grounded again” and kaito’s like “ugh me too” and the other kids go “what did you do” and he goes “oh y’know. I forgot where the creaky floorboards are in the house, so I made too much noise during silent magic practice” and the other kids are just like. you. you what. during What practice
71 notes
·
View notes
Text
Headcanon that Kaito is practically immune to being suspected of being KID and anytime someone goes 'hey maybe this teen is KID' they immediately become the laughing stock of the taskforce
48 notes
·
View notes
Text
Steve Harrington my favorite head empty no thoughts himbo, you would most definitely assume that your fellow queer friends knew you liked both. No need to come out to them, they obviously know. That’s why they are so comfortable with him, right? Like he doesn’t want to shout it from the rooftops because it’s obviously not safe, but surely Robin and Eddie can sense him from a mile away? They don’t need to worry about him at this gay bar. Wait—why are they so shocked that he just made out with a guy on the dance floor?
3K notes
·
View notes
Photo
#It’s about breaking the circle of abuse and being better than him
42K notes
·
View notes
Text
he's trying very hard. but once a bitch, always a bitch
16K notes
·
View notes
