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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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Fukuzawa: and that's for my son-in-law.
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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imagine if Q and shibusawa ever met and they would like paint each others nails and do Q’s dolls nails too
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Oh absolutely. I don't know that much about shibusawa but fr he and Q can have their fun and play dress up.
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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nothing just domestic late night library date sskk keeping me alive is all ✌🏻🥲
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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Kunichuuzai where maybe it's because they are/were in the mafia but Chuuya and Dazai love whenever Kunikida breaks the rules.
Because Kunikida follows the rules, he knows them better than anyone else.
And they tease him for it.
But the thing about Kunikida is that he hates authority.
The moment these rules interfere or clash with his ideals, he will figuratively and literally throw the book at people.
And they love to see it.
Kunikida: Do you have vehicle theft insurance? Congratulations you're getting a new car steals the car.
Dazai:...How does he make that look so hot?
Chuuya: I don't know, but I ain't complaining.
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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what if I wrote a mean girls x bsd fanfic
characters would be (subject to change):
regina = fyodor
gretchen = nikolai
karen = sigma
cady = atsushi
janis = dazai
damian = ranpo
aaron = chuuya
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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Dazai's cat
(Yozo is the main character's name from "No Longer Human" novel)
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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fyodor: you know dazai's manipulating you, right?
sigma: okay so maybe he is but at least he's nice about it. if i'm going to be manipulated either way i'd rather it be by someone who's nice to me
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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back again
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
I love my mom.
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I am risking nothing
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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY
Will not risk.
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sorry followers :(
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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akutagawa: i missed you
atsushi, pulling out his gun: the real akutagawa would NEVER say he missed me!!!!
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the real akutagawa: jinko ur presence is so nauseating, it must be my trial to endure seeing it to strengthen my mind
atsushi: yeah yeah i missed you too
or
the real akutagawa, red: ji-jinko i- that is- i- jinko.
atsushi: yeah i missed you too ryuu
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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dazai: yeah we were making cookies the other other day-
kunikida: im sorry, WE?
dazai giggling his ass off: awww cmon I tried to help and you wouldn’t let me
kunikida: well that was because you immediately started spilling the flour everywhere!
dazai: hey i wasn’t that bad, I added the chocolate chips without dropping any!
kunikida through laughter: yes that’s right you did do a great job pouring chips onto a bowl, forgive me
dazai: yeah I practically did all the work
kunikida, fondly: you’re so full of shit
dazai: you love it though~
the rest of the ada staring at the interaction: …can y’all get a fucking room please
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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Kyuusaku!!
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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Do you have any sick headcanons on kunikida and dazai together, either both sick or one or the other. But one of them or both of them taking care of each other?
It’s one of my favorite ships
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always always!!
sick Kunikida:
- Dazai loooooves taking care of Kunikida. his favorite past time is sitting on the couch with Kunikida curled up next to him or with his head in his lap so he can play with his hair. Kunikida doesn't feel good at all, shivering and nauseous but it's such a comforting touch
- he's always using the "my poor Kunikida" and Kunikida always retaliated with a groan and "I'm not your Kunikida" but he secretly likes it hehe
- Kunikida has tummyaches all the time and Dazai is always the first to offer tummy rubs, which Kunikida always declines at work but absolutely needs when it's just the two of them because they do help💔💔
sick Dazai:
- Dazai has gotten better about admitting when he doesn't feel well, so some days where he skips work and pretends he's just being lazy end in Kunikida coming home to find Dazai feverish and curled up in his bed. it scares the crap out of Kunikida but he gets to work with making sure he's comfortable and hydrated and feeling better asap 💔
- Dazai gets into phases where he's at work for days on end/doesn't leave the office even to sleep, bad habits he learned during his time in the Mafia, so when Kunikida starts to notice him tripping over his words and the dark circles under his eyes, he forces him over to the office couch to rest. he checks on him every half hour at least
- depending on how sick Dazai is, Kunikida sometimes has a hard time getting through to him. If Dazai's illness causes delusions or nightmares he holes up in his room and locks his door, but Kunikida has seen Dazai's key plenty of times and he will break in and take care of him even when Dazai has gone quiet 💔
both of them are sick:
- whenever Kunikida gets to a certain point, he's useless when he's sick. his vision gets all hazy and he's confused and shivering, so when he and Dazai are sick at the same time it's Dazai doing most of the caretaking 💔 Dazai laying a cold washcloth over Kunikida's hot forehead and taking it every now and then for himself. at some point he's like maybe i should just get one for me too
- they've gotten stomach flus at the same time before and Dazai always needs help throwing up when it gets bad (the hand down the throat method always works best for him) but if Kunikida is also sick his stomach is even more sensitive than usual and he might end up puking if he helps Dazai lol. the occasional sympathy puker
- both of them cuddling together under Kunikida's covers...Atsushi checking up on them and they're both fast asleep, Dazai curled into Kunikida's side like a cat 💔
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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Dazai pretending to have problems with his laptop so Kunikida has to lean over his shoulder to fix it
[Dazai has a lot of problems w/ is laptop ;^) ]
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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 5 months
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I SWEAR I will commit smth if Dazai and Kunikida don't get like a reunion. Bro they're literally PARTNERS, and like imagine how Kunikida couldn't call Dazai every morning anymore bc he was in JAIL and then comes back with a broken leg and shoulder...
God same for Atsushi and Dazai, and like the ADA in general, like I feel like ADA is a family and they were in touch the whole time this war was going on except for Dazai and yk.. :(
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