Saw someone mention the new Boston Dynamics' robot was introduced like a Souls boss. Was not expecting it to come out so creepy.

you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

The grandpa from Midsommar is the reason we have bishounen in manga and anime

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

literally my favorite type of tweet

i gotta romanticize this silly little life so i don’t romanticize killing my silly little self

If I was Orpheus I wouldn't have looked back at Eurydice. I would have looked down at the ground to maximize the framerate, and then repeatedly run into Cerberus' second head to perform the Cerberus Skip and warp up to the entrance of Hades. I've done this five times and last time I did manage to shave three and a half seconds off my personal best thanks to favorable Cerberus cycle RNG. I honestly don't get why that dweeb Orpheus could not do this, or even a simple Sisyphus Glide

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, show me penis, cock and ball

they hate us control freaks for making sure everyone else does things the correct way