chopstickchild
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a scramble of rambles, puns, and other word formations. all cooked using chopsticks. made with sleep deprivation and batshit by a space ace. good luck!!!!!
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Hi! Saw you guys got Wildest Dreams trending on tiktok, thought you should have my version 😘😘😘😘
http://taylor.lnk.to/wildestdreamsTV
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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better
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same??? also where tf did they come from?????
Porn blogs stop following me
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idea: bath bombs but when they r done doing a fizzle, there’s a tiny sea monster/creature instead of the prizes they sometimes do
ive never even used or eaten a bath bomb before thank you so much
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im a tea kettle of pent up rage
skreet skreet motherfuckers hear my water vapor scream
#ill fog your glasses#unless ur my mom#she always loses hers#like always it’s insane#it’s hereditary i think#i never know where mine are too#and i have three pairs#can glasses grow legs????
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lesson of the day: in the world of gyrotonics, your feet are technically diaphragms. and ur hands. and there’s four more, including the og breathing boi.
#it’s all about SUCTION#this info has been in my head for a while it needed fresh air#i realize this may confuse many people#good
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are they, ya know, a closed circuit
#whyisthativebeeninactiveforidkhowlong#butboomchikapowtheresnewpeoplechasingme?#soheresmypeaceoffering#yeahmanwishicouldexplainit
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being on tumblr is just cozy... you know what i mean? instagram and twitter is all flashy and loud but tumblr is as cozy as my bedroom with scented candles on a cold November night
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coickci
Imma do this because I’m fucking bored.
What’s your url?
Now take away any and all numbers (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0), take away the letters F, Z, M, Q, L, H, B, T, P, E, A, Y, S, B, D, and X, take away all dashes (-),
What’s your new fucked up version of your url?
crustycreature
crucrur
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*screams and cries rainbows
BLUE’S CLUES SAID LGBT+ RIGHTS!!!! 😭💖
(From “The ABC Song w/ Blue!” uploaded to the official “Blue’s Clues and You” channel!)
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-ˏˋ Baby Tom in Billy Elliot ˊˎ-
#omigod i just remembered that video where he’s at the royal ballet school and tries ballet stuff again#i fuckin died watching it#both cause he’s an international treasure and because i always die watching people try and do what they know of ballet#not like i’m looking down at them i just find it so funny that movements that feel like second nature to me are alien to normal people
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they’re so magical. the twists, the multicolored upward swirl of the bark. The way the branches emerge, sparsely populated with green as not to detract too much attention from the fucking MASTERPIECE of the trunk.
and people thought i was crazy for being obsessed with trees but c’mon how could u not
encountered this absolutely magnificent juniper tree in the Oregon Badlands Wilderness and I’m convinced an incredibly powerful spirit resides within it
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🎊VOLLYBALL🎊
#this... this counts right#right???????#well if not then i would be taylor swift i guess#do docs count cause if not then pro chess player
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i’m a karen C wakababy combo.
tag yourself i’m zhenya
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