chinasorrowws
advancing in reverse
cait, scottish china sorrows enthusiast, she/her, queer - often spotted in the wild reading or writing about skulduggery pleasant, being gay for china and hating noncey vamps
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annotated margins but it just says “gay???” repeatedly at various points throughout the book
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“Dresses are weapons, my dear, in sufficiently skilled hands.”
— China Sorrows, probably.
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Darquesse: You remember that speech you used to give us, Skulduggery, about how one person can accomplish anything once they realize they can be something bigger? Well, now I am.
Skulduggery: A part - a PART of something bigger.
Darquesse: Is that how it went?
Stephanie: Not a great listener.
Skulduggery: If you told me this whole Darquesse path thing you took is because you misheard my damn "one person" speech...
Darquesse: I am the key to the future of the universe. I'm the end of all things.
Skulduggery: [to Stephanie] You got it right?
Stephanie: Totally. Loud and clear.
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bit of a delay but oh my god I’m in LOVE
pls note it’s very difficult to get a pic of your own bicep (or maybe I’m just dumb??) so she looks a lil squiggly
However I will accept no slander she’s literally the hottest woman in existence
it’s officially only three weeks til I get my china sorrows tattoo I am fucking PSYCHED
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headcanon: the real reason tanith and china ‘hate’ each other sm is that they actually went on a date and hit it off and tanith said she would call but she accidentally dialled the wrong number
so china thought she never called and tanith thought she just ignored her (making china think tanith is rude and making tanith think china is stuck-up)
and yes I know it’s very boring and miscommunication trope-y but I cannot think of a single good reason for the two hottest most badass queer women in sp to have such dislike for each other
#this obviously is disregarding the phase two politics but tbf they’re a mess anyway so#skulduggery pleasant#china sorrows#tanith low#headcanon#sp headcanons
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“Keep your friends close, and your enemies so close that you’re almost kissing.”
— Eliza Scorn, probably.
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gorgeous gorgeous girls start actually crying bc the main character of their longterm obsession's birthday is randomly being moved and their whole timeline is being thrown off course
#skulduggery pleasant#valkyrie cain#someone take twitter away from authors so they can't make up random shit
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so I just assumed ireland and scotland had the same age of consent, but it turns out that ireland's is actually a year older (17)
already HATE the whole caelan storyline for being creepy as fuck and having groomy vibes, but val legally being a minor makes it even worse
plus since laundry is now moving val's birthday to october in order to account for the multiple timeline errors (which, let's be honest, will probably just confuse things more), it will no longer be 16yo val and 100yo vamp, but actually 15yo val and 100yo vamp
all of this leading back to my question I've had for literally over a decade: what the fuck is skulduggery doing letting this happen? sure go girl power let her fight her own battles etc etc but don't let your 15/16yo partner get groomed
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feeling depressed? stop researching for your dissertation and start working on a sp masterdoc instead! then you can remember that the series has so many inconsistencies that it'll make you even more depressed than when you were reading all the depressing shit!
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“Cancelling plans is okay. Staying home to cook is okay. Disappearing for a bit to get your life together is okay. Resurfacing in a foreign country with a new name five years later is okay. It’s called self care.”
— Valkyrie Cain, probably
#ngl val makes me feel so much better abt the fact that I take at least a week to respond to messages#skulduggery pleasant#valkyrie cain
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I feel like whenever militsa and skulduggery see each other they just chat about good books that they’ve read recently and val just sits there feeling left out in the corner
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ATTENTION WRITERS
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Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.
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possibly one of the worst crimes against humanity is the fact that tanith low and china sorrows hate each other
#I genuinely don’t understand the reason#they could be so powerful as besties#skulduggery pleasant#china sorrows#tanith low
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me as a young’un: i don’t need fanfiction for skulduggery pleasant, derek gives me all i desire
me now: so many dead?? must restore?? *keyboard clacks furiously*
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